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King K Cool
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Coach signs new deal with WWE
From WWE.COM
Coach signs new deal with WWE August 18, 2005 WWE.com has learned that Jonathan Coachman has just signed a multi-year deal with World Wrestling Entertainment. “Obviously, the powers that be love my work,” an arrogant Coach claimed when reached to comment on the signing. “I also received a Coach-sized signing bonus.” Coach, who has been with WWE for six years, admits that there may have been other options available to him other than the RAW announce table. “There were tons of other offers on the table, but I thought it was in the Coach’s best interest, as well as WWE’s best interest, to stay home. Let’s face it; the voice that’s running this train is the Coach’s.” Coach sees big things for him in the future now that is new deal is in place and he’s is an official member of the RAW announce team. “I’ll be doing commentary long after J.R. and The King are gone.” ![]() ![]() |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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:yawn:
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Inno Knows.
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best story I heard is the first week of the Diva Search in the Bikini Bootcamp thing, Coach did a dry run earlier and did it in 20 seconds. Vince told him to mess up on purpose and be a goof, and he still gets a better time than most of the women
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The Great Pink Hope
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This is good news for those of you who are sick of all the bahghawds and puppies in the world
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Has an evil monkey...
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Yay!
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Instant Credibility
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Thank god....I know that I was truly worried for a second there that the WWE would be unable to keep the services of this hack comedian/mediocre announcer/Rock's bitch. I'm sure that there were many offers out there such as.......um...the host of The Real Gilligan's Island Season 3....or token black guy on an episode of "Stacked"...or hipster owner of the "cool hang-out" on some shitty Nick Teen drama starring Lindsay Lohan's younger cousin or something.....
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Incoming Text
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BAH GAWD!
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Smitten for Kittens
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PUPPIES!
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Good, Hopefully he'll kick lawler's ass out
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Instant Credibility
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