Raw (but not Smackdown) spoilers from tonight

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From Wrestling Observer:

Starting off with a dark match with benoit beating sylvan with the crossface.

Edge and orton open up raw dressed up as dx, mocking the age and intelligence of the people who go for dx. I'll say. Hunter and shawn come out and make fun of the two with edge having a small dick and randy orton being the number one downloaded superstar in the gay community. Unfunny comedy. Orton challenges hunter. Hunter accepts. Yay.

Cryme tyme beat spirit squad in a non-title match. Match was perfectly fine with a few screwed up spots by the newcomers

Teased trouble within the squad afterwards.

Backstage skit where cryme tyme picked booker's pockets. Funny.

Fourway for the ic title with masters, super crazy, shelton benjamin losing to jeff hardy. Crazy and hardy both were really over. They need to cut bait on masters. He looks nothing like he used and wrestled just like he used to. And just as i typed this, masters power bombed shelton from the top rope while he was superplexing crazy. Hardy pinned masters with the swanton.

Johnny nitro and melina's a-list guest star is Kevin federline. Yawn. Where is anderson silva when you need him? Oh yay. Now he's gonna sing. Thankfully cena came to save the day. Cena got a monster pop with no boos whatsoever. Cena's rapping again. Oh boy. Good reactions to the lame material. Cena runs them off only to bring out big show and booker... and vince. Officially announces the match for cyber sunday. Fans will vote for which title will be on the line.

Federline got the fu.

Rob conway minus any presence did an interview. Complained about being overlooked. Ouch. Carlito comes out and does some nice flying en route to squashing conway, who gets the flying apple afterwards.

The two main stars from jackass 2 got interviewed when armando came out and challenged them to do what they say (anything). You know where this is going. We have a 'match'. Umaga killed both.

Bra and panties match with candice, maria, victoria and torrie. Maria wins and advances.

Hunter pinned orton after a chairshot. And i'm signing out. There's no chance i'll stick around for smackdown. Life's too short ;-)
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You gotta be fucking kidding me, Cena FUing Kevin Federline and Umaga squashing 2 Jackasses?