GAME: Wrestling Scenes from a Hat

**Champion of Europa** · 07-01-2004, 03:28 PM

Hulk Hogan: Rock, when you step into the ring to fight me, it's going to be like painting a picture. I will start out with some pink and make a big streak down the canvas, but oh no, I made a mistake. I have to start all over, but there is no more canvas left! Cmon audience, chant it with me! Then I go down to the Home Depot and ask the guy behind the counter for some paint remover! He says its in aisle 5! Cmon, say it with me now! So I walk down to aisle 5, and I can't find it. I find the paint thinner, but no paint remover! So I go back to the guy behind the counter and he says that he messed up, and it was in aisle 3! So I go down to aisle 3 and pick up the paint remover! I go to the check out and he says the paint remover is, cmon everybody, say it with me, $4.50! I have a $5.00 so he gives me 50 cents in change! So I go back to the painting and remove the pink streak, and then I begin painting my picture of pain. Then, suddenly, I realize I forgot to wear my smock, and I got some paint on my new white t-shirt! So I immeaditely rush it down to the laundry mat and throw some bleach on it to make it all better! It's in the washer, and I'm waiting and I'm waiting, thinking of the pain I will inflict on you, Rock! Then I throw it in the dryer, and I am waiting, thinking of what I should buy at the supermarket tonight, and of the pain I will put you through! Cmon, everybody with me now! I take out the white t-shirt, and realize it has shrunk, and I'm mad! So I angrily drive back, cutting a man off on the street because of my anger, Rock! I park and climb up my stairs and continue my painting, with my smock! I finally finish, it is a puppy.

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07-01-2004, 03:28 PM	#11
Champion of Europa SEX APPEAL Posts: 13,830	Hulk Hogan: Rock, when you step into the ring to fight me, it's going to be like painting a picture. I will start out with some pink and make a big streak down the canvas, but oh no, I made a mistake. I have to start all over, but there is no more canvas left! Cmon audience, chant it with me! Then I go down to the Home Depot and ask the guy behind the counter for some paint remover! He says its in aisle 5! Cmon, say it with me now! So I walk down to aisle 5, and I can't find it. I find the paint thinner, but no paint remover! So I go back to the guy behind the counter and he says that he messed up, and it was in aisle 3! So I go down to aisle 3 and pick up the paint remover! I go to the check out and he says the paint remover is, cmon everybody, say it with me, $4.50! I have a $5.00 so he gives me 50 cents in change! So I go back to the painting and remove the pink streak, and then I begin painting my picture of pain. Then, suddenly, I realize I forgot to wear my smock, and I got some paint on my new white t-shirt! So I immeaditely rush it down to the laundry mat and throw some bleach on it to make it all better! It's in the washer, and I'm waiting and I'm waiting, thinking of the pain I will inflict on you, Rock! Then I throw it in the dryer, and I am waiting, thinking of what I should buy at the supermarket tonight, and of the pain I will put you through! Cmon, everybody with me now! I take out the white t-shirt, and realize it has shrunk, and I'm mad! So I angrily drive back, cutting a man off on the street because of my anger, Rock! I park and climb up my stairs and continue my painting, with my smock! I finally finish, it is a puppy.