The people who make me watch Raw and SmackDown

[FourFifty]

I’ve heard comments here and there about how “I watch this show for this person!” Well, here’s who I watch which show for, and why.

RAW
HBK
He’s an icon in the industry. He has surpassed the test of time where you now have women and their daughters wanting to fuck him (albeit I was going to use that line with Ric Flair and talk about women, their daughters and their granddaughters). His ring work isn’t the best, but what he has been losing in the ring he makes up for on the microphone.

The Hurricane
I just have a superhero fetish. Oh, that, and the awesome ring work. Even when he gets his ass handed to him he’s an awesome wrestler, and I’d like to see him talk more. Hell, he can turn heel and just go back to “Sugar” Shane Helms and I’d be happy.

Chris Jericho
I’m not going to say anything about him because then everyone will just say the same shit over again. Jericho should get his own thread.

Eugene
This is the most politically incorrect gimmick we have right now (fucking UPN….) and I dig it. He has some great ring work and I’d like to see him get the IC title

Kane
I’m not a fan of the big guys in the least, but ever since they took off his mask I’ve been a huge Kane mark.

SmackDown
JBL
Okay, this guy is my idol. His ring work isn’t the best, but just listen to the man and listen to his show and read his book and buy his shirt and join his cult and YOU’LL SEE WHY HE KICKS ASS, DAMN YOU!!!!

MNM
Love the new team on the scene. It’s a nice gimmick and I really can’t think of anyone who has done it before. Yes, the pretty boy image has been done to death but their red carpet twist adds a nice flair to it.

Eddie Gurerro
I LIE! Face, heel, I don’t care, I always pop when he says that. I have never seen someone get their ass kicked so many times in a feud and STILL be the one on top. His ring work is just as impressive as his mic skills and if he doesn’t get another major title sometime within the next year it’ll be a crime against the Latino community.

Randy Orton
I’ve always liked the guy, but after seeing him give the RKO to HHH at a house show… Wow! (note to self, go to more house shows) The Diamond Cutter was cool because “you never saw it coming” but the RKO looks a LOT more devastating.