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*Oh Sh*t*
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*Sitting in a hot tub
Guy: Hey there girl. How are you? Maria: Kinda hot. Why is it so hot in here? Guy: cause it's a hot tub. Maria; Then why is the water hot? Guy: I dunno, but hey you know you got somethnig there on ya. Maria: Really where I can't see it. Guy: It's your bikini. It's in the way. Maria: Really? Guy: Yeah. Maria: okay. *Maria takes it all off. Guy: Umm there it is.Maria: Where I still can't see it. Guy: Fine I'll get it for you. Maria: okay. Guy: Oh and um you may want to stand up. It's a little dirty down there too. Maria: Gosh how did that happen. *Guy moves in and "touches Maria" *Random girl walking by. Girl: Geeze what a pervert. Maria; What's a pervert? |
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