comedy:vince and hulk talk abt hulk jobbing

[The MAC]

Scene1:

Titan Towers, in vince's office just after Summerslam.

Hulks Theme music plays from a boombox that Shane-o-mac is carrying.
Hulk walks in

Hulk : Brother did you see that match? I carried Michaels thru it.

Vince: er...

Hulk :

Vince : er..yeah.. bravo. You did it ..brother.

Hulk : So Vince whats next , Brother? I'm thinking Triple H returns
and i pin him in 30 seconds - or maybe..the finger push of doom..

Vince : Nooo...!

Hulk : huh? you say no to me..

Vince : er..what i mean is - Lets try something else. John Cena is
a grat performer.

Hulk : but not as good as me..right?

Vince:

Hulk : RIGHT!?!

Vince :

Vince: Hulk do the right thing..for the business that helped you become who you are today ..

Hulk : VH-1 ..yeah..

Vince: NO Terry The WWF ( fuck panda's)

Hulk : you want me to... job? What the fuck brother..I think you didnt take your vitamins this morning..


Vince: Hulk .. you are the only man in Wrestlign that can put someone over and yet come out the bigger star.. you are and always will be the man.
This kid will be forgotten about ..but hulk will always be remembered.

Hulk : yea like that night when we were on the road and I was lonely and then you bent over..

Vince : shhh...

hulk : okay vince : I'll put Cena over.. but it cant be clean.
and i want a title run afterwards.

Vince whispers : womens title..

Hulk : What ?

Vince : okay deal!