Dirty Dozens next victim: The WWE (humor)

**Rock Bottom** · 02-03-2004, 03:10 AM

Focus all your hatred for certain WWE superstars by using yo mama jokes on them. (use classic lines, or make your own.)

Classics:

Triple H is so fat, he's on both sides of the family. (oh the sad truth of this one...)

Mark Henry's so fat, that when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house.

Spike is so small he could hang-glide on a Dorito.

Stephanie is so nasty, she peels off her panties like velcro.

Goldberg is so stupid, he tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Kane is so ugly, he has to go trick or treating over the phone.

Stephanie is so nasty, I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.

Big Show is so dumb, I said it was chilli outside and he ran and got a bowl.

Originals:

God's idea of a practical joke when he made A-Train was throwing hair instead of bird feathers.

Triple H's is nose is so big, that when he looks out the window the Secret Service jumps him from behind.

02-03-2004, 03:10 AM	#1
Rock Bottom Ball So Hard University Posts: 8,450	Dirty Dozens next victim: The WWE (humor) Focus all your hatred for certain WWE superstars by using yo mama jokes on them. (use classic lines, or make your own.) Classics: Triple H is so fat, he's on both sides of the family. (oh the sad truth of this one...) Mark Henry's so fat, that when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house. Spike is so small he could hang-glide on a Dorito. Stephanie is so nasty, she peels off her panties like velcro. Goldberg is so stupid, he tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order. Kane is so ugly, he has to go trick or treating over the phone. Stephanie is so nasty, I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection. Big Show is so dumb, I said it was chilli outside and he ran and got a bowl. Originals: God's idea of a practical joke when he made A-Train was throwing hair instead of bird feathers. Triple H's is nose is so big, that when he looks out the window the Secret Service jumps him from behind.