GAME: Wrestling Scenes from a Hat

**Xero** · 10-19-2005, 04:50 PM

(First day of class. Brock walks in.)

Brock: Hello students, I'm Mr.-

Student: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE BROCK LESNAR!

Brock: No, I'm Mr. Les-

Student: OH MY GOD, YOU RULE MAN! I LOVED YOU IN THE WWE!

Brock: Well, I'm a teac-

Student: OH MY GOD! I LOVE THE F5! IT IS THE MOST AWESOME MOVE EVER!

Brock: Thanks, but let's get dow-

Student: OH MY GOD! I WAS SO SAD TO HEAR YOU DIDN'T GET INTO THE NF-

Brock: LISTEN YOU LITTLE SNOT NOSED BRAT, I'M HERE TO TEACH ABOUT THE FUCKING INTERNET BECAUSE VINCE SAID IF I DID, I'D GET MY FUCKING JOB BACK! NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

(The student sits down...)

Brock: ANYWAY... I'm here to teach you all about.................

Student (Under his breath): No wonder the smarks hate you...

Brock: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!!? RRAAAARRWWWW!

(Brock throws a chair at the kid, knocking him from the front row to the back. Brock gets on his cell phone and walks out.)

Brock (outside on his cell phone): YOU KNOW WHAT VINCE, FUCK OFF! I DON'T NEED A JOB WITH YOU!

10-19-2005, 04:50 PM	#11
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	(First day of class. Brock walks in.) Brock: Hello students, I'm Mr.- Student: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE BROCK LESNAR! Brock: No, I'm Mr. Les- Student: OH MY GOD, YOU RULE MAN! I LOVED YOU IN THE WWE! Brock: Well, I'm a teac- Student: OH MY GOD! I LOVE THE F5! IT IS THE MOST AWESOME MOVE EVER! Brock: Thanks, but let's get dow- Student: OH MY GOD! I WAS SO SAD TO HEAR YOU DIDN'T GET INTO THE NF- Brock: LISTEN YOU LITTLE SNOT NOSED BRAT, I'M HERE TO TEACH ABOUT THE FUCKING INTERNET BECAUSE VINCE SAID IF I DID, I'D GET MY FUCKING JOB BACK! NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! (The student sits down...) Brock: ANYWAY... I'm here to teach you all about................. Student (Under his breath): No wonder the smarks hate you... Brock: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!!? RRAAAARRWWWW! (Brock throws a chair at the kid, knocking him from the front row to the back. Brock gets on his cell phone and walks out.) Brock (outside on his cell phone): YOU KNOW WHAT VINCE, FUCK OFF! I DON'T NEED A JOB WITH YOU!