wrestling matches that could never happen

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what wrestling match could never happen?

I'll take one from this other message i read:

Coming out of the closet match: the loser must from here on out perform as a gay man both on tv and bed...

Lose your civil rights match: after this match you can no longer earn nor spend nor use anything purchased with your money.

the clothing priveleges match: lose clothing.. for ever.

the shave your pubes match: with a dry rusty razor!

get aids match: "But what you didn't know was.. i already had it and gave it to your girlfriend! (bum bum bum)