TPWW Tipsters League 2006 - New Years Revolution

**Mr. Nerfect** · 01-07-2006, 04:25 AM

Yeah, screw it, I said I would be realistic, and pick the guy who is likely to win, but I'm going to make these as unrealistic and as close to my imagination as I possibly can.

WWE Championship Match - Elimination Chamber
Winner: Kane
Method: Pinfall
Deciding Move: Chokeslam
Order of Entry:

1. Shawn Michaels
2. John Cena
3. Chris Masters
4. Carlito
5. Kurt Angle
6. Kane

Order of Elimination (First to Last):

1. Chris Masters
2. Carlito
3. Shawn Michaels
4. John Cena
5. Kurt Angle

The Big Show vs. Triple H
Winner: Triple H
Method: Pinfall
Deciding Move: Sledgehammer with the ref knocked out.

WWE Intercontinental Championship
Ric Flair vs. Edge
Winner: Ric Flair
Method: Submission
Deciding Move: Figure Four after several cheap tactics, namely a low blow. I also expect Lita to turn.

"Grain" Gregory Helms vs. Jerry "The King" Lawler
Winner: Gregory Helms
Method: Pinfall
Deciding Move: Shining Wizard, probably with a new debuting name for it.

Bra & Panties Gauntlet Match
Ashley Massaro vs. Victoria vs. Maria Kanellis vs. Torrie Wilson vs. Candice Michelle (I hate it how they don't use Divas' last names)
Winner: Torrie Wilson
Method: Meeting specifications
Deciding Move: A wand shot by Candice Michelle.
Order of Elimination (First to Last):

1. Maria Kanellis
2. Candice Michelle
3. Ashley Massaro
4. Victoria

WWE Women's Championship
Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James
Winner: Mickie James
Method: Disqualification
Deciding Move: A foreign object shot to Mickie (probably the Women's Title belt, but I wouldn't count out brass knuckles or some kind of metal dildo...this is the WWE).

Predicted Heat Match (I think we should start doing these, just for the pure randomness of it):

Chavo Guerrero vs. Lance Cade
Winner: Chavo Guerrero
Method: Pinfall
Deciding Move: Lying, cheating & stealing (roll-up with rope and tight grab).

Random Thoughts:

-I would mark out if Victoria took the Bra & Panties Gauntlet as serious athletic competition, and wore really tight clothing, that would not only be hot, but extremely hard to get off. Or she could even wear a belt, or have lots of ties keeping them on, etc. Then if she does lose an article of clothing, have her take her opponent's and put it on, effectively "healing" herself.

-I hope they have Val Venis ref the Divas' Gauntlet, and have Romeo & Antonio as guest commentators. It gives the guys something to do. Just don't bring Trevor Murdoch out with Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young, demanding they be a part of the Gauntlet Match (I have a feeling it is only a matter of time before Murdoch and Mae have a baby foot). Mrs Benjamin should't try and enter either.

-Why they don't have Gregory Helms facing Chavo Guerrero, Shelton Benjamin, Val Venis or anyone else on the ACTIVE ROSTER is beyond me.

01-07-2006, 04:25 AM	#11
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,523	Yeah, screw it, I said I would be realistic, and pick the guy who is likely to win, but I'm going to make these as unrealistic and as close to my imagination as I possibly can. WWE Championship Match - Elimination Chamber Winner: Kane Method: Pinfall Deciding Move: Chokeslam Order of Entry: 1. Shawn Michaels 2. John Cena 3. Chris Masters 4. Carlito 5. Kurt Angle 6. Kane Order of Elimination (First to Last): 1. Chris Masters 2. Carlito 3. Shawn Michaels 4. John Cena 5. Kurt Angle The Big Show vs. Triple H Winner: Triple H Method: Pinfall Deciding Move: Sledgehammer with the ref knocked out. WWE Intercontinental Championship Ric Flair vs. Edge Winner: Ric Flair Method: Submission Deciding Move: Figure Four after several cheap tactics, namely a low blow. I also expect Lita to turn. "Grain" Gregory Helms vs. Jerry "The King" Lawler Winner: Gregory Helms Method: Pinfall Deciding Move: Shining Wizard, probably with a new debuting name for it. Bra & Panties Gauntlet Match Ashley Massaro vs. Victoria vs. Maria Kanellis vs. Torrie Wilson vs. Candice Michelle (I hate it how they don't use Divas' last names) Winner: Torrie Wilson Method: Meeting specifications Deciding Move: A wand shot by Candice Michelle. Order of Elimination (First to Last): 1. Maria Kanellis 2. Candice Michelle 3. Ashley Massaro 4. Victoria WWE Women's Championship Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James Winner: Mickie James Method: Disqualification Deciding Move: A foreign object shot to Mickie (probably the Women's Title belt, but I wouldn't count out brass knuckles or some kind of metal dildo...this is the WWE). Predicted Heat Match (I think we should start doing these, just for the pure randomness of it): Chavo Guerrero vs. Lance Cade Winner: Chavo Guerrero Method: Pinfall Deciding Move: Lying, cheating & stealing (roll-up with rope and tight grab). Random Thoughts: -I would mark out if Victoria took the Bra & Panties Gauntlet as serious athletic competition, and wore really tight clothing, that would not only be hot, but extremely hard to get off. Or she could even wear a belt, or have lots of ties keeping them on, etc. Then if she does lose an article of clothing, have her take her opponent's and put it on, effectively "healing" herself. -I hope they have Val Venis ref the Divas' Gauntlet, and have Romeo & Antonio as guest commentators. It gives the guys something to do. Just don't bring Trevor Murdoch out with Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young, demanding they be a part of the Gauntlet Match (I have a feeling it is only a matter of time before Murdoch and Mae have a baby foot). Mrs Benjamin should't try and enter either. -Why they don't have Gregory Helms facing Chavo Guerrero, Shelton Benjamin, Val Venis or anyone else on the ACTIVE ROSTER is beyond me.