Book the worst match you can think of

[The MAC]

this should be worth a laugh or 2:
its simple : book the worse matches you can think of:

1. Kevin Nash (quads torn) VS Vince (Quads torn) in a 3 hour, blind folded, wheel chair, iron man match.

2. X-Pac Vs john Cena

3. Earl hebner Vs norman smiley in "who can sell more bootleg merchandise out of a car boot - after they empty the boot- they got to put the other guy in it a-la casket match