Head to Head #1

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Alright, I wanted to try something a little different in the ol’ Movies/TV forum. It will probably go the way of all my other failed endeavours (that reminds me, I’ve gotta finish Rate the Musician) unless this actually seems to garner some interest, but hey, can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

That probably wasn’t the most relevant adage I could have used.

Anyway, this little event is something I call Head To Head. Essentially, we’ll look at two comparable (if not nearly identical) characters from different shows, and whoever winds up with the most points “officially” wins, but the idea is to get you guys to offer some input too, to “stimulate discussion”, if we really want to put it stupidly. Also, I will want suggestions for future match-ups, since I am sparkless and indifferent.

All clear? Very well. In that case, huhhhhhlettttt’ssssssssgetreadytovirtuallytalkaboutrumbliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

Head To Head #1:

The Essentials
Name: Dr. Gregory House Age: 45 ██████████ Head of Diagnostic Medicine, Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital	Name: Dr. Percival (Perry) Cox Age: 42 ██████████ Residency Director, Sacred Heart Teaching Hospital
Hurts, Donut
Addicted to Vicodin due to chronic leg and patient-interaction pain… 1 point	Drinks by himself to numb whatever pain is currently top of his pain pyramid… 0 points
There is Nothing Like a Newbie
Admitted to his staff they were only hired for their looks, juvenile criminal activity, and wealth. Regularly sends them on trips to break into patients’ houses… 1 point	Calls JD girls’ names, pop stars’ names, famous dogs’ names, and belts it home with a painful lesson about life, all before he goes home and drinks some more… 1 point
Get Your Soap On
Sneaks off to watch General Hospital in empty rooms throughout the hospital, usually eschewing patients in the process… 0 points	Is man enough to freely watch Days of our Lives in front of others without having his terrifying effect on others jeopardised… 1 point
Hell Hath No Fury
Ex-wife is a snarky lawyer who briefly revisited her feelings for our man before leaving again with snivelling wheelchair-bound Mark, but has managed to garner romantic interest from hot young doctor… 1 point	Held unrequited love for hot young nurse, but ex-wife is a snarky board member who demanded enough “revenge” sex to prove that Cox is a demon in the sack before sticking around and having two children with him. What a hound. … 1 point
You’re Not The Boss of Me Now
Frequently clashes with, defies, and stands up to someone with breasts… 1 point	Frequently clashes with, defies, and stands up to evil old man through extreme measures such as throwing a computer out the window or treating a sick gardener in Kelso’s office… 1 point
A Winner Is… Well, I’ll be gummed. The very first Head to Head has finished in a draw, with both House and Cox tallying 4 points each. Sometimes, angry medical veterans are too lovable to accurately separate. Rock-hard on the outside, both doctors have shown a softer marshmallow core and have proven to viewers everywhere that no man… should be an island :’( -------------------------------------------- So, what do you think? Good idea/bad idea? Any match-up suggestions or comments on this match-up? Let's hear 'em and such.