What ONE team do you hate the most and WHY (any sport)

**The Miz** · 06-21-2006, 05:32 PM

For me, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim by far.

Reasons:

1. The Fans. Their fans are by far the most arrogant and least intelligent of any baseball fans I've ever met, and I've met lots of Red Sox fans. Any time they come up here to Seattle for a series its unbelievable how obnoxious they act when they're winning. And when they're losing (which is often because we fucking own them) they often just leave. What kind of fan leaves in the middle of a game because their team is losing? But the worst part about Angel fans is that they didn't exist before 2002. Nobody went to Angel games or gave a shit at all about the team since 2002. But in 2002 when all their mediocre players put together career years and won the World Series all these "Life-long Angel fans" came out of nowhere in bunches. These people all used to be Dodger fans but they were tired of that team losing and because the Angels are in the same city it's easy for them to go "I've been following this team since I was a kid!" As soon as the Angels get shitty and the Dodgers get good again, there will be no one at Disneyland Field or whatever the fuck its called.

2. The Players. Their players are extremely unlikeable, and a bunch of ugly fucks. Bartolo Colon looks like Shrek. John Lackey looks like Sling Blade. Darin Erstad tries so hard to look tough and gritty with his eye black and tough-guy attitude. David Eckstein looks like a cancer patient and plays like he's in little league (I know he's not on the team anymore, but I still want to punch him in the face). Garret Anderson is the least charismatic baseball player of all time. K-Rod's little fist pump after every strikeout is the gayest thing since two guys having sex with eachother. And Tim Salmon, well, his last name is Salmon. The most annoying thing about the hitters is that they all suck except Vladimir Guerrero. If you ever watch an Angel game the only way they score runs is by bloop hit after bloop hit after bloop hit, then Vlad smashes one. It's so frustrating to watch these league-average players start a rally with infield popups and luckily placed balls 30-feet down the 3rd base line. The most annoying thing about the pitchers is that they all wear goggles, and just look retarded.

3. The Commentators. I guess there are few if any here who get FSN-West, but if you do, you know that Rex Hudler and Steve Physioc are, after Ken "The Hawk" Harrelson and DJ from the White Sox, the most annoying commentators in history. They are unabashedly biased, they cheer the Angels the entire game in a completely unproffessional way. They are extremely conservative and always talk about family values and good character guys, which is pretty funny because Hudler was caught with tons of weed and bongs at an airport a few years back. But the most annoying thing about these guys is the nicknames, bringing me to my next point.

4. The Nicknames - They have a homosexual nickname for every Angel player. Not only cute, but creative too: Here is a typical Angel lineup brought to you by Hud and Phys

C JMo
1B Ersty
2B AK
3B DMac
SS OCab
LF GA
CF Figgy
RF Vladdy
DH Juan Rivera

I wish I was kidding. They refer to the players by these names the entire game. I've never once heard the words Guerrero, Figgins, or Cabrerea out of Steve Physioc's mouth. They also never say Anaheim, it's always "The Big A". Seriously. Also, if you hadn't noticed, they call their closer, Francisco Rodriguez, K-Rod. K-Rod.

5. The Manager. Mike Scioscia is an idiot, and extremely annoying. He argues EVERY CALL, EVER. No matter what it is. I'd estimate he comes out to argue a call 5 times per game. He is wrong 99.9% of the time, but hey, he's got to "protect his players". He's also one of the worst managers in the American League, oh wait I forgot, he was the catcher on 2 World Series Champions, he must be a genius.

6. Chone Figgins. First of all, what the fuck is a chone. Your name is Shawn or Sean, asshole. Second of all, you suck at baseball. Everyone sucks your dick because you play 5 positions, well guess what, you suck at all of them. You are a leadoff man and you suck at getting on base, the only thing you are remotely good at is stealing bases after you get on after a pop-up in no-man's land.

7. The City. LA sucks.

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Looking for something more than "well they're our rivals" here

06-21-2006, 05:32 PM	#1
The Miz Clutch Poster Posts: 11,997	What ONE team do you hate the most and WHY (any sport) For me, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim by far. Reasons: 1. The Fans. Their fans are by far the most arrogant and least intelligent of any baseball fans I've ever met, and I've met lots of Red Sox fans. Any time they come up here to Seattle for a series its unbelievable how obnoxious they act when they're winning. And when they're losing (which is often because we fucking own them) they often just leave. What kind of fan leaves in the middle of a game because their team is losing? But the worst part about Angel fans is that they didn't exist before 2002. Nobody went to Angel games or gave a shit at all about the team since 2002. But in 2002 when all their mediocre players put together career years and won the World Series all these "Life-long Angel fans" came out of nowhere in bunches. These people all used to be Dodger fans but they were tired of that team losing and because the Angels are in the same city it's easy for them to go "I've been following this team since I was a kid!" As soon as the Angels get shitty and the Dodgers get good again, there will be no one at Disneyland Field or whatever the fuck its called. 2. The Players. Their players are extremely unlikeable, and a bunch of ugly fucks. Bartolo Colon looks like Shrek. John Lackey looks like Sling Blade. Darin Erstad tries so hard to look tough and gritty with his eye black and tough-guy attitude. David Eckstein looks like a cancer patient and plays like he's in little league (I know he's not on the team anymore, but I still want to punch him in the face). Garret Anderson is the least charismatic baseball player of all time. K-Rod's little fist pump after every strikeout is the gayest thing since two guys having sex with eachother. And Tim Salmon, well, his last name is Salmon. The most annoying thing about the hitters is that they all suck except Vladimir Guerrero. If you ever watch an Angel game the only way they score runs is by bloop hit after bloop hit after bloop hit, then Vlad smashes one. It's so frustrating to watch these league-average players start a rally with infield popups and luckily placed balls 30-feet down the 3rd base line. The most annoying thing about the pitchers is that they all wear goggles, and just look retarded. 3. The Commentators. I guess there are few if any here who get FSN-West, but if you do, you know that Rex Hudler and Steve Physioc are, after Ken "The Hawk" Harrelson and DJ from the White Sox, the most annoying commentators in history. They are unabashedly biased, they cheer the Angels the entire game in a completely unproffessional way. They are extremely conservative and always talk about family values and good character guys, which is pretty funny because Hudler was caught with tons of weed and bongs at an airport a few years back. But the most annoying thing about these guys is the nicknames, bringing me to my next point. 4. The Nicknames - They have a homosexual nickname for every Angel player. Not only cute, but creative too: Here is a typical Angel lineup brought to you by Hud and Phys C JMo 1B Ersty 2B AK 3B DMac SS OCab LF GA CF Figgy RF Vladdy DH Juan Rivera I wish I was kidding. They refer to the players by these names the entire game. I've never once heard the words Guerrero, Figgins, or Cabrerea out of Steve Physioc's mouth. They also never say Anaheim, it's always "The Big A". Seriously. Also, if you hadn't noticed, they call their closer, Francisco Rodriguez, K-Rod. K-Rod. 5. The Manager. Mike Scioscia is an idiot, and extremely annoying. He argues EVERY CALL, EVER. No matter what it is. I'd estimate he comes out to argue a call 5 times per game. He is wrong 99.9% of the time, but hey, he's got to "protect his players". He's also one of the worst managers in the American League, oh wait I forgot, he was the catcher on 2 World Series Champions, he must be a genius. 6. Chone Figgins. First of all, what the fuck is a chone. Your name is Shawn or Sean, asshole. Second of all, you suck at baseball. Everyone sucks your dick because you play 5 positions, well guess what, you suck at all of them. You are a leadoff man and you suck at getting on base, the only thing you are remotely good at is stealing bases after you get on after a pop-up in no-man's land. 7. The City. LA sucks. ----- Looking for something more than "well they're our rivals" here p