This year's SummerSLAM is MAKE IT or BREAK IT!

**Xero** · 08-05-2006, 11:28 AM

This year's SummerSLAM is MAKE IT or BREAK IT for the WWE, and I'll tell you WHY!

First, John Cena has to get his title back from that UNCREATIVE wrestler known as Edge. Edge has FAILED at being CHAMPION, and until the Chain Gang regains the title, the WWE is on a DOWNWARD SPIRAL! Soon you'll see wrestlers like the INNOVATIVE Rey Mysterio LOSING to guys like BATISTA and THE UNDERTAKER, who are OLD and BROKEN DOWN!

Then you've got THE LEGEND KILLER Randy Orton vs THE BROKEN ONE Hulk Hogan! I mean, Randy Orton has been doing GREAT, but he needs to STEP IT UP and KILL the LEGEND of the BROKESTER! If we let BROKEN DOWN and OLD wrestlers like The BROKESTER run the company it's going to CRASH like the STOCK MARKET did in the 20S, which is IRONICALLY when HULK HOGAN first got into WRESTLING!

And to ROUND OFF the ANNOUNCED card, you've got D GENERATION X vs Mr. McSmell and his son Bane! Vince, while he is a LEGEND because of what he has DONE for his company, like bringing JOHN CENA in and letting him WIN the CHAMPIONSHIP, is OLD and SENILE! And Shane should just DIE IN A FIRE because he doesn't know how to WRESTLE! He only knows how to DANCE AROUND like an IDIOIT!

But DX, on the other hand, is NEW and INNOVATIVE, even though it's an OLD idea. You see, DX NEEDS to win their match with the MCMAHONS because if they don't we're going to see OLD GUYS like VINCE wrestling in MAIN EVENT SPOTS for YEARS TO COME!

And that is why this year's SummerSLAM is MAKE IT or BREAK IT! Please give me your INNOVATIVE comments so I may make myself NEW and IMPROVED!

08-05-2006, 11:28 AM	#1
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	This year's SummerSLAM is MAKE IT or BREAK IT! This year's SummerSLAM is MAKE IT or BREAK IT for the WWE, and I'll tell you WHY! First, John Cena has to get his title back from that UNCREATIVE wrestler known as Edge. Edge has FAILED at being CHAMPION, and until the Chain Gang regains the title, the WWE is on a DOWNWARD SPIRAL! Soon you'll see wrestlers like the INNOVATIVE Rey Mysterio LOSING to guys like BATISTA and THE UNDERTAKER, who are OLD and BROKEN DOWN! Then you've got THE LEGEND KILLER Randy Orton vs THE BROKEN ONE Hulk Hogan! I mean, Randy Orton has been doing GREAT, but he needs to STEP IT UP and KILL the LEGEND of the BROKESTER! If we let BROKEN DOWN and OLD wrestlers like The BROKESTER run the company it's going to CRASH like the STOCK MARKET did in the 20S, which is IRONICALLY when HULK HOGAN first got into WRESTLING! And to ROUND OFF the ANNOUNCED card, you've got D GENERATION X vs Mr. McSmell and his son Bane! Vince, while he is a LEGEND because of what he has DONE for his company, like bringing JOHN CENA in and letting him WIN the CHAMPIONSHIP, is OLD and SENILE! And Shane should just DIE IN A FIRE because he doesn't know how to WRESTLE! He only knows how to DANCE AROUND like an IDIOIT! But DX, on the other hand, is NEW and INNOVATIVE, even though it's an OLD idea. You see, DX NEEDS to win their match with the MCMAHONS because if they don't we're going to see OLD GUYS like VINCE wrestling in MAIN EVENT SPOTS for YEARS TO COME! And that is why this year's SummerSLAM is MAKE IT or BREAK IT! Please give me your INNOVATIVE comments so I may make myself NEW and IMPROVED!