So I've been gone for a month...

**TerranRich** · 08-27-2006, 12:00 AM

...on a top-secret government mission. And I catch up with my TiVo'ed episodes of RAW (8 hours worth). And basically I've seen more happen than ever before. Jeff Hardy returns. Edge has a new belt and throws the spinner (or a replica thereof) into the Long Island Sound. Jimmy Yang returns...as a redneck. We have some schmuck called MVP. Like three other new guys on Smackdown!, including some Sly Turkey guy. Lita winning the Women's title out of fucking nowhere with no buildup, no storyline, no angle, and a sudden face turn for the hometown hero Mickie James. Kurt Angle is released. The Miz is suddenly -- and FIIINNNAAALLLLYYYY -- a tweener that people are starting to not give a shit about. And, of course, that annoying twit Leyla wins the Diva Search. Not like it matters all that much. She'll be gone in a year anyway. Oh yeah, Hardcore Holly returns...to ECW...which is more like WWE than WWE is now.

So yeah. I fucking missed a lot. Damn government missions. Screwing my wrestling-watching schedule all up.

08-27-2006, 12:00 AM	#1
TerranRich Herp a derp, and so on Posts: 8,830	So I've been gone for a month... ...on a top-secret government mission. And I catch up with my TiVo'ed episodes of RAW (8 hours worth). And basically I've seen more happen than ever before. Jeff Hardy returns. Edge has a new belt and throws the spinner (or a replica thereof) into the Long Island Sound. Jimmy Yang returns...as a redneck. We have some schmuck called MVP. Like three other new guys on Smackdown!, including some Sly Turkey guy. Lita winning the Women's title out of fucking nowhere with no buildup, no storyline, no angle, and a sudden face turn for the hometown hero Mickie James. Kurt Angle is released. The Miz is suddenly -- and *FIIINNNAAALLLLYYYY* -- a tweener that people are starting to not give a shit about. And, of course, that annoying twit Leyla wins the Diva Search. Not like it matters all that much. She'll be gone in a year anyway. Oh yeah, Hardcore Holly returns...to ECW...which is more like WWE than WWE is now. So yeah. I fucking missed a lot. Damn government missions. Screwing my wrestling-watching schedule all up. Visit: