The 2006 TPWW Retarded N00b Search - Nominations Needed

[TerranRich]

It's that time of the year, folks! That time where we crown the NEW TPWW Retarded N00b of the Year! We need a total of 8 contestants, and three have already been chosen. (I'll up it to 10 or 12 if we find some more deserving n00bs.)



Contestants so far:

korinkahn Enjoys long walks off of short piers, and low-elevation bungee jumping.	TakerLover Turn-ons include the Undertaker... um...yeah that's about it.
O.G Loc From "Cambonia", lives in his own "private world" that includes clowns, ho's, and those mesh trucker hats people still sometimes wear.	Vermaat He's from the streets, yo! Streets of N00btown, that is. N00B LIFE!
MickieJames Meeckeee!! HA HA!! Yames!! She eez... como se dis... retarded!? Jes? Ha-ha!	the wwe champion Voted Most Original Name of 2006. Or at least should have been. The chanp is here!
Better Than You He is better than you...at being a retarded n00b!

We still need your nominations!! Send them in to retardedn00b@yahoo.com today!

We'll be taking nominations until Friday night 9/15. After that it's...something. I'm sure I'll think of something. Give me ideas too, bitches. Like contests every week or something. I don't know.

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