Who books this shit? (raw spoilers)

[FourFifty]

There is so much to complain about with Raw tonight. Oh, so much! But hey, why should I be the one to do all the bitching? Oh no, I'm not going to complain about the lackluster diva's match, nor am I going to complain about the lack of The Highlanders (I'm Robbie!!!). Ya know what, I'm also not going to complain about K-Fuck being there. No, I'm going to complain about Steve-o and the other guy.

They currently have a lackluster tag team scene... So they're in LA, let's bring out a legend. Have Rowdy Roddy Piper start an interview in Piper's Pit with The Highlanders. They don't say much except for how awesome it is to be in (insert city here) and "I'M ROBBIE!!!" After the fans get worked up a bit Lance Cade and The Ugly One hits the ring and talks about how horrible LA is, and why the south is so much better. The Ugly One talks about how the south has less Mexicans, less crime, less pollution while LA has more Mexicans, more crime, more pollution... You see a trend here? Lance talks about how the simple life is so much better, and how in Nashville the only people that wore plaid skirts, like The Highlanders wear, were school girls. Big ass brawl, match is made for next week for Robbie vs The Ugly One. Let them go back and forth for a while.

But no, instead of working on fixing a broken tag team scene the WWE said "Hey, let's throw the fellows from Jackass in the ring with Umaga!" First and foremost Steve-O no sold Umaga's splash, and I praying for someone a little stiffer to get in the ring with Steve-O. Second off, didn't WWE learn from WCW? Putting famous people in the ring does NOT help!

So I'm pretty livid right now. I have never been this offended as a wrestling fan by WWE. Triple H can screw 543785 dead people, Hulk Hogan can have 45976054 last matches (he's only three away until he hits that number anyways), Hassan can talk about how he is an Arab American and he demans respect, and you can even put Judy Bagwell on a pole again and it'll be cool. But Steve-O in the ring....
WHO BOOKS THIS SHIT?

On another note, I'm back.