WWE RAW Captions [2-23-2004]

**Corkscrewed** · 02-24-2004, 04:38 PM

Vince took shock TV to a new level when he had Jazz hold Victoria up as the ref mercilessly groped her breasts repeatedly. The heel move was thwarted, however, when on the following day, thousands of internet smarks sent the referee gold and chocolates for allowing them to live out their fantasies vicariously.

Little known side effect of drinking 10 YJ Stingers at once: You spontaneously orgasm in the ring.

There's nothing sexier than pausing for a pose with a Lita draped around your neck.

Monica Lewinski was in tears after winning the Women's Title. Those "cigar sessions" with Vince had really paid off!

Looking at the mirror, Stevie was confused. Who the hell was Dock?

With Victoria too busy celebrating her win, Stevie didn't HAVE to be invisible to finger her.

Orton gets cheap heat by mocking Theodore Long.

OR

Um, can someone get the Ortonbot off 'QUEER' please?

Bischoff: "So I'm thinking about having Bill come back as this 'Ringmaster' character..."
Austin & Vince: "Really..."

Shawn's hair conditioner smelled so good Benoit just had to get a closer whiff.

Evolution was collectively grossed out when Benoit's smelling of Michael's hair tumbled into a wild, heated passion of lovemaking right in the middle of the ring.
Hunter: "Whoa. Shawn never did THAT with me..."

*DING DING DING!* The winner, and NEW champion, Ba..."

Benoit certainly got the fans goin with his naked top rope YMCA cheerleader routine.

OR

Hunter wasn't happy. The invisible crucifix wasn't supposed to activiate until Wrestlemania!

OR

Benoit: "Wheee!!! This nude hangliding is what I've always wanted to do. Wait a moment, this isn't where I was supposed to land..."

Tired of being held back, Batista uses Benoit to try to batter through the glass ceiling.

Benoit: "TAP, DAVE! DAMMIT!"
Hebner: "Woof woof woof!"
Dave: "Um... now isn't the best time for your bulldog impression, Earl."

"Who's got the hot ring announcer pressed against his bicep? Yep. R...V...D."

Christian: "Okay... this is gonna be a little awkward. Ahem. Trish, in my right hand I hold a tin of what is called Acting Pills. These will help you act better. Just take one a day..."

Internet fans rejoiced when JR was mugged and beaten senseless by a stray hobo one day.

Christian: "WHAT? You don't like my new X horns?"

When Christian wouldn't let go, the ref knew the only way to save Trish was to morph his hand into a dinosaur and eat Christian's head with it.

You'll have to excuse Vince. The fourteen year old entering the ring was blocking his view of the eighteen year old flashing in the stands.

*whistling* This is Bob. Bob is doing well. Because Bob decided to take a look at all natural male enhancement. Now, Bob is having a swell life. Flying high. And having a happy couple of misses at home.

It's sad. Jackie even botched the "join the Kiss-My-Ass Club" segment.

Kane: "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING WITH KAREN AND KELLY VICK???"

Austin: "Time to check for hernias. Turn to the left and cough."
Vince:

Austin was ecstatic. Years of bad booking would now come back to haunt both men as they began to engage in HGA!!

Crouching Madman, Hidden Redneck didn't turn out so well.

Eric was all but finished, but he breathed new life into the match when he countered Vince's choke with the dreaded BLACK LICORICE WHIP!!!

Wow, Goldberg sure has changed since No Way Out...

As punishment for having a hot head, Brock was forced to become the designated carrier for drunk alcoholics.

Oh my gosh! So it's been Brock who's been taking out legends over the past few weeks! And now he got Austin!!!

02-24-2004, 04:38 PM	#1
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	WWE RAW Captions [2-23-2004] Vince took shock TV to a new level when he had Jazz hold Victoria up as the ref mercilessly groped her breasts repeatedly. The heel move was thwarted, however, when on the following day, thousands of internet smarks sent the referee gold and chocolates for allowing them to live out their fantasies vicariously. Little known side effect of drinking 10 YJ Stingers at once: You spontaneously orgasm in the ring. There's nothing sexier than pausing for a pose with a Lita draped around your neck. Monica Lewinski was in tears after winning the Women's Title. Those "cigar sessions" with Vince had really paid off! Looking at the mirror, Stevie was confused. Who the hell was Dock? With Victoria too busy celebrating her win, Stevie didn't HAVE to be invisible to finger her. Orton gets cheap heat by mocking Theodore Long. OR Um, can someone get the Ortonbot off 'QUEER' please? Bischoff: "So I'm thinking about having Bill come back as this 'Ringmaster' character..." Austin & Vince: "Really..." Shawn's hair conditioner smelled so good Benoit just had to get a closer whiff. Evolution was collectively grossed out when Benoit's smelling of Michael's hair tumbled into a wild, heated passion of lovemaking right in the middle of the ring. Hunter: "Whoa. Shawn never did THAT with me..." DING DING DING! The winner, and NEW champion, Ba..." Benoit certainly got the fans goin with his naked top rope YMCA cheerleader routine. OR Hunter wasn't happy. The invisible crucifix wasn't supposed to activiate until Wrestlemania! OR Benoit: "Wheee!!! This nude hangliding is what I've always wanted to do. Wait a moment, this isn't where I was supposed to land..." Tired of being held back, Batista uses Benoit to try to batter through the glass ceiling. Benoit: "TAP, DAVE! DAMMIT!" Hebner: "Woof woof woof!" Dave: "Um... now isn't the best time for your bulldog impression, Earl." "Who's got the hot ring announcer pressed against his bicep? Yep. R...V...D." Christian: "Okay... this is gonna be a little awkward. Ahem. Trish, in my right hand I hold a tin of what is called Acting Pills. These will help you act better. Just take one a day..." Internet fans rejoiced when JR was mugged and beaten senseless by a stray hobo one day. Christian: "WHAT? You don't like my new X horns?" When Christian wouldn't let go, the ref knew the only way to save Trish was to morph his hand into a dinosaur and eat Christian's head with it. You'll have to excuse Vince. The fourteen year old entering the ring was blocking his view of the eighteen year old flashing in the stands. whistling This is Bob. Bob is doing well. Because Bob decided to take a look at all natural male enhancement. Now, Bob is having a swell life. Flying high. And having a happy couple of misses at home. It's sad. Jackie even botched the "join the Kiss-My-Ass Club" segment. Kane: "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING WITH KAREN AND KELLY VICK???" Austin: "Time to check for hernias. Turn to the left and cough." Vince: Austin was ecstatic. Years of bad booking would now come back to haunt both men as they began to engage in HGA!! Crouching Madman, Hidden Redneck didn't turn out so well. Eric was all but finished, but he breathed new life into the match when he countered Vince's choke with the dreaded BLACK LICORICE WHIP!!! Wow, Goldberg sure has changed since No Way Out... As punishment for having a hot head, Brock was forced to become the designated carrier for drunk alcoholics. Oh my gosh! So it's been Brock who's been taking out legends over the past few weeks! And now he got Austin!!!