Mario 64's ending

**The One** · 12-30-2006, 07:02 PM

The ending was pure shit. If I was Mario I'd lose my fucking mind. It's be like...

"Hey Bitch! I just saved your fucking kingdom single handedly. You know that big ass fucking lizard? Yeah I just beat the mother fucker 3 times, 3 mother fucking times. I just about drowned a good 30 or so times, I had to kill giant ass bombs, fucking living walls, race big ass fucking turtles, and jump from one building to another god only knows how many times! And what does your fucking rich ass do? Kiss me on the noise and bake me a fucking cake? Are you fucking serious? YOU BITCH! We had a deal, I save your ass, then I tap it! It's the way it has worked the last 10 fucking times I saved your entire kingdom. God, the least you could do is give me some gold coins or shit, at least then I'd be able to buy a hooker with them. Fuck this shit. Next time your land is under attack go bother my brother or something...fucking bitch..."

12-30-2006, 07:02 PM	#1
The One Boss Posts: 17,611	Mario 64's ending The ending was pure shit. If I was Mario I'd lose my fucking mind. It's be like... "Hey Bitch! I just saved your fucking kingdom single handedly. You know that big ass fucking lizard? Yeah I just beat the mother fucker 3 times, 3 mother fucking times. I just about drowned a good 30 or so times, I had to kill giant ass bombs, fucking living walls, race big ass fucking turtles, and jump from one building to another god only knows how many times! And what does your fucking rich ass do? Kiss me on the noise and bake me a fucking cake? Are you fucking serious? YOU BITCH! We had a deal, I save your ass, then I tap it! It's the way it has worked the last 10 fucking times I saved your entire kingdom. God, the least you could do is give me some gold coins or shit, at least then I'd be able to buy a hooker with them. Fuck this shit. Next time your land is under attack go bother my brother or something...fucking bitch..."