Hulk Hogan never able to wrestle again

[FourFifty]

Originally Posted by The One FUCK YOU XERO!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU! I COME ON TO TPWW, I SEE "HULK HOGAN NEVER ABLE TO WRESTLE AGAIN" AS A THREAD TITLE! I CLICK THE LINK FOR SAID THREAD MENTALLY MAKING A NOTE OF THE DATE; FEBRUARY 27, 2007, THINKING THIS WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. THE THREAD OPENS AND MY HEART SINKS DUE TO THERE ONLY BEING ONE LINE OF TEXT...IN THAT SPLIT SECOND BEFORE I BEGIN TO READ I CALM MYSELF WITH THE IDEA YOU MIGHT HAVE SAID GO TO SUCH AND SUCH A SITE. BUT NO! YOU INSTEAD USE SUCH A LYING TITLE TO GET PEOPLE IN HERE TO HAVE USW DISCUSS OUR THOUGHTS ON IF IT HAPPENED??? WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WOULD THINK, I WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE THE BEST DAY IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING'S HISTORY...BUT INSTEAD I NOW REALISE THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL. DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKER. DIE! Tovo's official submission for Spaz Out Thread.

*edit- All I have to say is this tread was going to get me up no 09 neg reps from Tovo faster than Nash tears his quad because I responded faster than I could read his reply.