LOL, Marks say the darnedest things.

[My Final Heaven]

Ok, I went to church monday night, and something happened that was so hilarious that I had to come on and share it. Now, there's this kid that goes to my church who's your stereotypical 10-year-old wrestling fan. Likes Shawn Micheals 'cause he's a face, hates Mark Henry 'cause he's heel, and every other time I see him he's wearing a Cena Chain Gang shirt. He also knows that I keep up with wrestling. So, I walk in church, and this kid runs up to me first thing:

Kid: "DIDJA DIDJA DIDJA HEAR WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY?!?!?!"

Me: "Uhhh, nope. "

Kid: "THE UNDERTAKER'S DEAD!!!!"

Me: "Isn't he supposed to be? "

Kid: "NUH-UH, IN REAL LIFE! HE DIED!"

Me, not having caught up on wrestling news all weekend: " How????"

Kid: "LASHLEY DID IT!!! THEY TOLD ME IN SCHOOL TODAY THAT UNDERTAKER PISSED HIM OFF, AN' BOBBY LASHLEY KICKED HIS ASS AN' KILLED HIM! FOR REAL!!!!"

Me: ": "

So, Taker's dead, for real this time, thanks to a patented "Wayne Brady Death-By-Asskicking." Post your eulogies for The Deadman, or at least share other funny stuff you've heard little Marks say

Also, Rep for anybody who photoshops a pic of Lashley choking out 'Taker.