Last Night's Impact, Esp The Tag Match

**Theo Dious** · 07-06-2007, 07:30 AM

...SUCKED.

Seriously, half of the time Bubba/Brother Ray was just about standing there waiting to be hit by some kind of move or other, and it it me, or has he gotten fatter lately. He and D-Von/Devon/Whateverthehellhisnameis look pretty damn lazy in the ring now.

Also, what the fuck is the big deal about Christopher Daniels. He looks like some idiot college kid who wandered into the ring and stayed there. And I've always said this, but AJ Styles looks like a small child. Not because he's little; look at his face some time.

I don't even know what to say about LAX; why were they getting chants anyways, WHO THE FUCK IS THE FACE IN THIS CLUSTERFUCK?! Why the hell was I supposed to care about this match, because of the PPV match? Can we tell a god damn story that someone who DOESN'T tune in every week can understand? And are there EVER any kind of significant one-on-one matches on Impact!?!?!?!111

So, in other words, after watching TNA for 2 consecutive weeks, I have seen nothing impressive, except Samoa Joe's nose. That thing is intimidating.

07-06-2007, 07:30 AM	#1
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	Last Night's Impact, Esp The Tag Match ...SUCKED. Seriously, half of the time Bubba/Brother Ray was just about standing there waiting to be hit by some kind of move or other, and it it me, or has he gotten fatter lately. He and D-Von/Devon/Whateverthehellhisnameis look pretty damn lazy in the ring now. Also, what the fuck is the big deal about Christopher Daniels. He looks like some idiot college kid who wandered into the ring and stayed there. And I've always said this, but AJ Styles looks like a small child. Not because he's little; look at his face some time. I don't even know what to say about LAX; why were they getting chants anyways, WHO THE FUCK IS THE FACE IN THIS CLUSTERFUCK?! Why the hell was I supposed to care about this match, because of the PPV match? Can we tell a god damn story that someone who DOESN'T tune in every week can understand? And are there EVER any kind of significant one-on-one matches on Impact!?!?!?!111 So, in other words, after watching TNA for 2 consecutive weeks, I have seen nothing impressive, except Samoa Joe's nose. That thing is intimidating.