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[The One]

dead wrestler you are. It's like the old "What WWE/TNA/RoH/Indie/90's/80's you are" only I'm using the dudes who are expired. Ready...and...GO!

(By the way, I'm going to continue to edit this first post and I'm only going to update it once a day, but don't worry, if you post, you will get a guy...)

DAY ONE (September 3rd)

Instant Classic is Crash Holly (death by chocking on his own vomit)

You got your big break by siding with a more established star, and then over time kind of broke out into your own. You're a funny guy, and a solid talent, but you don't seem to have that Main Eventers presence to you. Still, a damn fine guy who's young enough to grow into a major player...assuming you too don't choke on your own vomit.

King of Old School is Davey Boy Smith (death by heart attack)

You move seemlessly from main eventer, to mid card worker, to jobber to the stars, you form alliances all the time, but mostly you work on your own. A real old fashioned type of poster, you got respect from almost everyone. Nobody has too much bad things to say about you, but you've never reached that "legendary" status around here, but you're solid as can be.

Diesel Mac is Big Bossman (death by heart attack)

Not really a big timer. Someone who can be called up occasionally from the midcard, but no one REALLY takes you seriously. Don't get me wrong, you're always a welcomed part of the program, but at the end of the day you're just a red neck who's stuck around for a long time. By the way, is it ok if I start calling you Big Bubba from now on? Nah, just kidding...

Inadequacy is Tiger Khan (death by rumored heart attack)

I don't know anything about Tiger Khan, and I don't know anything about you. Don't have much explanation outside of that...sorry...

legend is Chris Candido (death by blood clot)

Who doesn't like you? Sure you can be a little annoying at times, but over all you're a solid guy. Kind of a mid carder for life, but you're nice enough so people generally only talk nice about you. Solid talent, just nothing that pushes you above and beyond your peers. But on the up side you get to fuck Sunny...you know...when Bret's not giving her the business...

Innovator is Terry Gordy (death by ???)

Most people wouldn't like this one, but I think you know better. Someone who might not at all times make the biggest splash, but someone with an undisputed real knowledge of the WORLD of professional wrestling and not just the popularized American stuff. I don't always see eye to eye with you, and I'm not a big fan of your style or taste, but I've got nothing but respect for you and admiration for your vast knowledge.

-br0ken- is Cris$ Ca$h (death by motorcycle accident)

What? Who? Some worthless CZW asshole? Yeah...ok moving on.

Xero Limit 126 is Hawk (death by ???)

Loved, respected, and undisputed a legend. Never someone who you'd base the entire promotion around, but certainly someone who could carry a Main Event in terms of buys. Talented, and in your own way a legend. Plus, you're a part of the greatest team in the history of TPWW (except, you know, we run half a dozen deep ) Basically, you're a hard hitting awesome guy.

Blitz is Eddie Guerrero (death by heart failure)

You have a huge fan base who worships you, and outside of them you've got basically everyone else thinking you're good. You've had brief moments of sitting on top of the forum (being World Champ-esque) but you're not a massive draw. Very respected and loved, but not really a true TPWW Icon. By the way, you're lie choices (like eliminating Nash from fantasy battle royals ) will kill you!

Jordan X is Mike Awesome (death by suicide [hanging himself])

You're over...but not really on the big stage. I mean even most casual fans know your name, but no one is buying a ticket to see you. You could be a world champ, but not in this promotion (TPWW is the WWE of the internet forum world after all). You can have your moments, but you really do need someone better than you to carry you to them.

Mr JL is Bam Bam Bigelow (death by ???)

You're like right on the verge of actually being a a major player, but for some reason you always seem to fall short. An overall great talent and always a fantastic addition to the boards. You are also kind of inconsistent, you don't stick around long enough to get that big hurrah, but you have a very respectable career that no one can take away from you.

FourFifty is John Kronus (death by ???)

Good talent, good personality, over wherever you go...but nothing that makes you a marketable guy. You bring the goods though, and you deserve a little better than what you're given, but you are never going to make it to the upper levels until you can find something, ANYTHING that will make people stand up and take notice of you. On a side note, our little mini-feud from a few months back was fucking awesome...

thecc is Putbull #2 (death by overdose)

You're solid, decent, and I don't have anything bad to say about you. But I just haven't seen enough to really know how good you could be. Kind of the same way it was with good ol #2. The work he put in was alright, but he punched his own clock too soon to see him shine. You hopefully still have time to show what you can make of yourself.