Batista Unleashed *BDCA*

[BigDaddyCool]

I know everyone else here is reading A Lion's Tale or Bret Hart's book. But not me, I got Batista's because it is going to be pure awesome in its shittyness. I'm only up to page 12, and it is already awesomely bad. First off it reads like someone telling you what they did over the weekend. Plus, he or his ghost writer Jeremy Roberts assumes you are a retard. But here is the first juicy quote I have to share with everyone:

Originally Posted by Dancin' Dave The thing I remember from her [Dave's Mom] working there were the big company picnics. Those were kind of cool. That's where I actaully had my first drink of beer, when I was eight or nine. I have a picture of it, too: I have a really big cup of beer in my hand and am wearing a KISS belt buckle. Real 1970s. KISS was a hot rock band at the time. Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and Peter Criss were thr band members. They wore face paint, played heavy metal, and were huge at the time. They also had repuations of being wild men off stage, Frehely especially.

That is right, Batista assumes no one has ever heard of KISS, one of the biggest bands of all time. The band that had its own wrestler not to long ago. Has had a movie with 4 youths questing to see them live. Has had their faces plastarer on lunch boxes, video games, shirts, underwear, everything really. That is correct, the "Greatest Rock band of all time" KISS. And he assumes we aren't at very least vaguely familar with who they are. Dave Batstia, you are an amazing cock.