In Santino's absence on RAW this week, what if...

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...the wrestlers went on strike and refused to cut any promos.

And the WWE asked Santino to "opena up the can of the ass whip" and do all the promos.

Would it go something like:

Santino as The Hurricane: “Stay ina the back…I’m a gonna blow!”

Santino as the Rock: “Whata you name? ITSA NO MATTER WHATA YOU MAMA CALL YOU…IF YOU SMELLA WHAT IS A COME A FROM MY KITCHEN!”

Santino as Carlito: “I blow ina the face of girls who wanna be cool.”

Santino as Scott Hall: “OY”…(think about it).

Any more? Feel free to cut a longer promo.