I just watched Armageddon '04

**Mr. Nerfect** · 01-10-2008, 08:48 PM

Well bits of it. Most of it was unbearably bad, but I remember it as the event where Funaki won the Cruiserweight Title. I had the tape lying around, so I decided to watch that match. I really love Funaki.

Funaki: Knock, knock.

Spike Dudley: Who's there?

Funaki: Armageddon...

Spike Dudley: Armageddon who?

Funaki: Armageddon your Cruiserweight Title tonight!

Also on that show however, Charlie Haas has this shit floating around with Miss Jackie and Dawn Marie, with the later claiming that she was having an affair with Haas, who was engaged to the former. Haas was teaming with Hardcore Holly at the time, and they lost to The Basham Brothers, and Holly asked Charlie to sort his shit out. Haas then had to referee a match between Jackie and Dawn, and while the match was pretty icky, Haas counted the three for Dawn, when she rolled up Jackie, and Charlie's bitch began to cry.

Haas then proceeded to get on the mic and tell Jackie that he was indeed having an affair, and that his marriage to Jackie was off. He then said something like this:

Charlie Haas: Making love to you is like making love to a dead, wet fish.

He then got on one knee, pulled the ring he asked Jackie to remove for her match earlier, and said he had a question to ask Dawn.

Charlie Haas: Why are you such a slut?

Haas then told them to kiss and make up with each other, because he was done with this shit, and he walked to the back and the fans chanted his name. Just something awesome that the WWE never followed up with effectively. Pimp Haas would have been pretty fucking cool.

Anyway, just talk about little moments that have been forgotten that were forgotten, fifteen minutes of fame, good times during shit PPVs, etc.

01-10-2008, 08:48 PM	#1
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,634	I just watched Armageddon '04 Well bits of it. Most of it was unbearably bad, but I remember it as the event where Funaki won the Cruiserweight Title. I had the tape lying around, so I decided to watch that match. I really love Funaki. Funaki: Knock, knock. Spike Dudley: Who's there? Funaki: Armageddon... Spike Dudley: Armageddon who? Funaki: Armageddon your Cruiserweight Title tonight! Also on that show however, Charlie Haas has this shit floating around with Miss Jackie and Dawn Marie, with the later claiming that she was having an affair with Haas, who was engaged to the former. Haas was teaming with Hardcore Holly at the time, and they lost to The Basham Brothers, and Holly asked Charlie to sort his shit out. Haas then had to referee a match between Jackie and Dawn, and while the match was pretty icky, Haas counted the three for Dawn, when she rolled up Jackie, and Charlie's bitch began to cry. Haas then proceeded to get on the mic and tell Jackie that he was indeed having an affair, and that his marriage to Jackie was off. He then said something like this: Charlie Haas: Making love to you is like making love to a dead, wet fish. He then got on one knee, pulled the ring he asked Jackie to remove for her match earlier, and said he had a question to ask Dawn. Charlie Haas: Why are you such a slut? Haas then told them to kiss and make up with each other, because he was done with this shit, and he walked to the back and the fans chanted his name. Just something awesome that the WWE never followed up with effectively. Pimp Haas would have been pretty fucking cool. Anyway, just talk about little moments that have been forgotten that were forgotten, fifteen minutes of fame, good times during shit PPVs, etc. Pfft