TPWW Wrestlemania (MTH15) v. TPWW Starrcade(Indifferent Clox)

[Indifferent Clox]

Both events are currently taking place in the casual forum.

the cards so far are as follows:

TPWW Wrestlemania COUGHcrapCOUGH
Match 1

Team Hardass (Schueler, Spil, Heyman)
vs.
Team Sexon (WepX, MTH, Skippord)

3 vs. 3

Match 2

Table

Savior vs. Blitz

Match 3

Ladder

Sammy G vs. Kane Knight

Match 4

Triple Threat

Stima34 vs. Fakerazor vs. Narcissus

Match 5

Battle Royal

MTH vs. Kapoutman vs. TL vs. Papa Georgio vs. O.G. Loc vs. Spilchuk vs. Indif. Clox vs. PorkSoda vs. Thecc

Match 6

Single, Black on Black Crime match, w/ Special Referee

ABT vs. MTH Referee Shisen Kopf

Match 7

Punjabi Prison match

Nerf vs. DRA

Match 8

Elimination Chamber

6 People (Winners of matches 2-7)


Main Event for the REAL LIFE World Heavyweight Championship of TPWW
Fake Razor v. Anybody Thrilla v. bearplane (w/ fignuts) w/ special guest Referee Heyman!

ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE CHAMPIONSHIP
The One V. Kane Knight

NO DQ SLOBBERKNOCKER GRUDGE MATCH FOR THE TPWW TAG TITLES

Kalyx and Clox v. Narcissus and Sammy G (NO DQ HARDCORE SLOBBERKNOCKER GRUDGE MATCH)

METAPHYSICAL MATCH
Ignifest v. Caring

FakeRazorRumble
featuring: RW McQuarters, Harlan Chamberlain, Edwar "scissorhand" Ramirez, Slam Duncan, Dock Ellis, Jamie Stewart, Ian Curtis, Mike Tyson, Fritz Stansson, Bovice, Jameel Flint, Orpheus, Arson, Golden Joe, The Eye, Square with No Eyes, Blazed Cop, Shark, Mouse Fitzgerald, Skillet, Mantaur, Dusty Rhodes, Artie: The Strongest Man (In The World), Darryl Palumbo, Mark Morrison, Bill "Beef" Wennington, Brodie Bruce, Marisol Nichols, Bumpy Knuckles, Tree Rollins and Wolf from American Gladiators, this is for the RANDOM CHAMPIONSHIP

FATAL FEMALE FOUR WAY FOR BOOBIES
(winner shows picture of their boobies):
Zelda v. DMI v. LaLa v. Rhiannon

WEAPON X INVITATIONAL
WEAPON X v.Spilchuck

Sumo Match:
Dave Wadding vs. sugar butt (w/ BigDaddyCool)

Rectal Pertruder vs. Michael Stima:
STIPULATION
If Stima loses, he must write a 1000 word essay on why Bob Sanders and the Indianpolis Colts are totally awesome!

If RP loses, he must write a 1000 word essay on why the Patriots and Tom Brady are the greatest thing since sliced bread.


Winner is "The Voice of TPWW"
Cooler Tom Schuler vs. Blitz

DAMN!
Damninator v. The Damndest w/ special guest Referree Ron "Farooq" Simmons.
Loser must change name to something without damn in it.

GIMMICK WAR GAMES

w/ Team Leader SPINNER JACKSON v. TEAM LEADER JAWS
(requirement for teams: they must be gimmick people so help me come up with some: so far.. Pieman Boya, U-Warrior, Powdered Toast Man someone help me with which teams.)