"WWE Logic Rules"

[JT]

Okay, now I just watched Triple H place a sledgehammer through a plastic screen and it exploded. I would be shocked, but this is WWE reality...things that happen in WWE don't always happen in the real world. Therefore, I want to put together a list of things that can happen in the WWE, but not the real world.

The best on the list I'll make official. I'll start it off with the most obvious right now...

1.) When you throw a sledgehammer at a plastic screen, it explodes.

2.) When a leparchan paints a door on the wall, he can go through it.

3.) When a leparchan paints a door on the wall, Carlito can't go through it.

4.) 98% of Irish whips result in a 180 degree turn.

5.) People are incapable of pulling a 300lb. man down while he is walking on a rope and he is holding their hand.

6.) People would rather put their hands up for a chair shot rather than move out of the way.


I know more, but I'll leave it to you guys to come up with more...