Sweeney Todd.

**PorkSoda** · 01-23-2008, 12:51 AM

Me and a buddy of mine were bored after....CHURCH (dun dun dun) today, so we went to see Sweeney Todd, never heard of it before, and it was rated R, so I suggested we go see it hoping for all out ass kickings because it was rated R.

A fucking musical? Only good parts were Sacha Baron Cohen and Marla Singer from Fight Club, other than that? The fuck? Who booked that shit? We walked out halfway through. Seriously....if I directe the movie I would have had sometihng like.....

Johnny Depp(Holding the knife): This is my best frieeeeeeend.
Marla: This is your friiiiiiiiiiiiend.
Depp: I will kill with my frieeeeeeeends he is my treeeeeeeeend.
Marla: Don't kill with your friiiiiiiiiiiend it is not your treeeeeeeend.
Depp: What the fuck am I saaaaaaaaayiiiiiiiiiiing this movie suuuuuuuucks.
Marlaa: That is your friiiiiiiiiiiend don't kill and beeeeeeeend.
(Depp kills himself)

Seriously, when I make a movie and if I end up doing a musical its gonn abe like this.....

Depp: What will I dooooo?
*Man wlaks by*
Johnny Depp beats his face in with a frying pan.
Man: Owwww why did you do that? That really hurt?
Depp: TAKE THIS BITCH!
Depp smacks his face with a chipper shredder. Bruce Lee walks by and jumpkicks Depp.
Lee: Ha-Ha-Ha! I am the king! Bow to me, I am the kiiiiiiing!
Lee stomps Depp then gets shot in the face by Rambo.
Rambo: I-uhhhh Doooonoth likethh youuuuuu you thuuuuuck like threwwwww..
Rambo gets impaled by Jason Voorhees.
Jason: ............................
Jason gets blown away by Freddy Cruegar.
Freddy: HaHaHa! Freddy enters the race with a dark violent pace everytime I kill, I just want your blood to SPILL!
Freddy gets sucked under the earth by tremors.

Seriously, MAJOR ASS KICKING RIGHT THERE! GROUND AND FUCKING POUND!

But I wouldnt do a parody of other movies, it would be original.

01-23-2008, 12:51 AM	#1
PorkSoda Diabetes Coming To Getcha Posts: 6,826	Sweeney Todd. Me and a buddy of mine were bored after....CHURCH (dun dun dun) today, so we went to see Sweeney Todd, never heard of it before, and it was rated R, so I suggested we go see it hoping for all out ass kickings because it was rated R. A fucking musical? Only good parts were Sacha Baron Cohen and Marla Singer from Fight Club, other than that? The fuck? Who booked that shit? We walked out halfway through. Seriously....if I directe the movie I would have had sometihng like..... Johnny Depp(Holding the knife): This is my best frieeeeeeend. Marla: This is your friiiiiiiiiiiiend. Depp: I will kill with my frieeeeeeeends he is my treeeeeeeeend. Marla: Don't kill with your friiiiiiiiiiiend it is not your treeeeeeeend. Depp: What the fuck am I saaaaaaaaayiiiiiiiiiiing this movie suuuuuuuucks. Marlaa: That is your friiiiiiiiiiiend don't kill and beeeeeeeend. (Depp kills himself) Seriously, when I make a movie and if I end up doing a musical its gonn abe like this..... Depp: What will I dooooo? Man wlaks by Johnny Depp beats his face in with a frying pan. Man: Owwww why did you do that? That really hurt? Depp: TAKE THIS BITCH! Depp smacks his face with a chipper shredder. Bruce Lee walks by and jumpkicks Depp. Lee: Ha-Ha-Ha! I am the king! Bow to me, I am the kiiiiiiing! Lee stomps Depp then gets shot in the face by Rambo. Rambo: I-uhhhh Doooonoth likethh youuuuuu you thuuuuuck like threwwwww.. Rambo gets impaled by Jason Voorhees. Jason: ............................ Jason gets blown away by Freddy Cruegar. Freddy: HaHaHa! Freddy enters the race with a dark violent pace everytime I kill, I just want your blood to SPILL! Freddy gets sucked under the earth by tremors. Seriously, MAJOR ASS KICKING RIGHT THERE! GROUND AND FUCKING POUND! But I wouldnt do a parody of other movies, it would be original.