The first 10 caption winners

[JH]

ok here are the 10 that were chosen to advance

JH

Jeff: You're purdy
Taker: You're dead

Fallen Angel

It clogged the bowl, the log must have been about this big


Taker: In 4 years, you will fight Randy Orton for the WHC
Jeff: I have to stop smoking the weed.

BigDaddyCool


Brock: Yeah, so then the proctologist gives me this motion and tells me, "Here comes the pain."

Xero Limit 126

Batista: Dat mah name!


Kane Knight

Yearbook opportunities: Most Likely to chew through the announcer's table.



Vince: *choke* I'm just kidding, Mark! *gasp* I'm not going to have Paul London end your Wrestlemania streak!

Lock Jaw

That was the greatest caption in the history of captioning

Vastardikai


V: Who yelled out "Show Your Tits?"

Halbowsky

Warrior: I masturbate!
Vince (thinking to himself): That would explain a lot...