WWE SmackDOWN! Captions [12-18-2003]

**Corkscrewed** · 12-19-2003, 04:05 AM

When Cena's invisible giant frient, George, wanted to talk, everyone listened.

Cena: "Why weren't you listening to George?????"

Oh man... this is just begging for a gay joke... Oh well, I can't resist...

Technical wrestling hating, hoss loving (and I mean loving) Dark_Kane makes his WWE debut against Big Show.

OR

Big Show was getting too much pleasure out of this that a giant hand had to come out and knock him out.

Heyman: "So you're telling me you're not the abominable snowman?"

A-Train was a little wary when Brock invited him to a Teletubbies pajama slumber party.

You couldn't tell directly from this pic, but the WWE finally found a perfect position to put Chavo.

Rikishi was in the middle of the pose when........................... UH OH!

Los Guerreros glanced over to the ref to see what move to do next, but the signs were just too confusing!

Rikishi indicates how many victories he gets a year, as per his new contract.

Giving opponents the Stinkface really intensified Rikishi's BATTLE AURA.

Shelton "No I Swear Charlie Haas Didn't Do It First" Benjamin opens up his own chiropractor business.

Great angle, eh?

Sometimes, Heyman wondered if squeezing Dawn Marie's breasts hard enough would pop the silicone.

As you can see, someone called Cat's [white] momma. And she wasn't happy.

Vince: "I actually signed off on your push??? What the hell was I drinking that night??"

Vince starts his new MILF gimmick by making out with the Cat's momma.

Both Mysterio and Noble agreed that Brian Hebner's childish actions were going a bit too far.
Hebner: (poking Rey's throat) "Does it hurt here?"
Rey: "Yes."
Hebner: (poking Rey's throat) "Does it hurt here?"
Rey: "Yes."
Hebner: (poking Rey's throat) "Does it hurt here?"
Rey: "Yes."
Hebner: (poking Rey's throat) "Does it hurt here?"
Rey: "Yes."
Hebner: (poking Rey's throat) "Does it hurt here?"
Rey: "Dammit, will you cut it out???"

Rey: "Watch out, Brian! There's a strange chick who's going to flash you right behind you!"

The dark-skinned fan on the left laughed when he saw the effects of the laxative that he had put in Noble's food take effect.

A stray arm flying about. Palumbo trying to remove Benoit's jaw. Chris had the strangest feeling that things were going the opposite of what they should.

Ah! That was more like it!

Rhyno: "No!!! My! Blue! Twizzler!!!"

OR

At least, Rhyno's crazy glue jokes backfired when Farooq got stuck on his precious giant blue Twizzler ropes.

Okay, Dawn Marie's face leaves something to be desired, but yeah, WHAT a body!

Heyman: "So Doctor Dawn, I have these dreams where I'm brutally murdering Vince over and over again for taking out ECW. What does this mean?"

Brock wasn't to keen on the new idea that people draw their pushes from a tumbler.

Heyman: "See, Brock? As shown from this notated model, the Earth DOES have an iron core!"

OR

Brock, acting as proxy for Sean O'Haire's fate, giggled in relief that it wasn't him when he drew out: "Mine the ore."

Lesnar: "I'll be damned... an iron core."

Brock: (thinking) 'Hey... that girl is kinda cute..."

Brock and Shannon weren't exactly the best when it came to Twister.

Hardcore Holly tries to summon a spell that will make fans like him.

The Matt Morgan Protractor automatically alerts you with a large growl when it hits exactly 90 degrees! Order at WWE Shopzone.

Holly: "Crowdeus Lovemeus... Abra Popdabra... Hopular Popular... Damn, I better get the right spell quick before I'm buried again for good!"

12-19-2003, 04:05 AM	#1
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	WWE SmackDOWN! Captions [12-18-2003] When Cena's invisible giant frient, George, wanted to talk, everyone listened. Cena: "Why weren't you listening to George?????" Oh man... this is just begging for a gay joke... Oh well, I can't resist... Technical wrestling hating, hoss loving (and I mean loving) Dark_Kane makes his WWE debut against Big Show. OR Big Show was getting too much pleasure out of this that a giant hand had to come out and knock him out. Heyman: "So you're telling me you're not the abominable snowman?" A-Train was a little wary when Brock invited him to a Teletubbies pajama slumber party. You couldn't tell directly from this pic, but the WWE finally found a perfect position to put Chavo. Rikishi was in the middle of the pose when........................... UH OH! Los Guerreros glanced over to the ref to see what move to do next, but the signs were just too confusing! Rikishi indicates how many victories he gets a year, as per his new contract. Giving opponents the Stinkface really intensified Rikishi's BATTLE AURA. Shelton "No I Swear Charlie Haas Didn't Do It First" Benjamin opens up his own chiropractor business. Great angle, eh? Sometimes, Heyman wondered if squeezing Dawn Marie's breasts hard enough would pop the silicone. As you can see, someone called Cat's [white] momma. And she wasn't happy. Vince: "I actually signed off on your push??? What the hell was I drinking that night??" Vince starts his new MILF gimmick by making out with the Cat's momma. Both Mysterio and Noble agreed that Brian Hebner's childish actions were going a bit too far. Hebner: (poking Rey's throat) "Does it hurt here?" Rey: "Yes." Hebner: (poking Rey's throat) "Does it hurt here?" Rey: "Yes." Hebner: (poking Rey's throat) "Does it hurt here?" Rey: "Yes." Hebner: (poking Rey's throat) "Does it hurt here?" Rey: "Yes." Hebner: (poking Rey's throat) "Does it hurt here?" Rey: "Dammit, will you cut it out???" Rey: "Watch out, Brian! There's a strange chick who's going to flash you right behind you!" The dark-skinned fan on the left laughed when he saw the effects of the laxative that he had put in Noble's food take effect. A stray arm flying about. Palumbo trying to remove Benoit's jaw. Chris had the strangest feeling that things were going the opposite of what they should. Ah! That was more like it! Rhyno: "No!!! My! Blue! Twizzler!!!" OR At least, Rhyno's crazy glue jokes backfired when Farooq got stuck on his precious giant blue Twizzler ropes. Okay, Dawn Marie's face leaves something to be desired, but yeah, WHAT a body! Heyman: "So Doctor Dawn, I have these dreams where I'm brutally murdering Vince over and over again for taking out ECW. What does this mean?" Brock wasn't to keen on the new idea that people draw their pushes from a tumbler. Heyman: "See, Brock? As shown from this notated model, the Earth DOES have an iron core!" OR Brock, acting as proxy for Sean O'Haire's fate, giggled in relief that it wasn't him when he drew out: "Mine the ore." Lesnar: "I'll be damned... an iron core." Brock: (thinking) 'Hey... that girl is kinda cute..." Brock and Shannon weren't exactly the best when it came to Twister. Hardcore Holly tries to summon a spell that will make fans like him. The Matt Morgan Protractor automatically alerts you with a large growl when it hits exactly 90 degrees! Order at WWE Shopzone. Holly: "Crowdeus Lovemeus... Abra Popdabra... Hopular Popular... Damn, I better get the right spell quick before I'm buried again for good!"