Favorite Norm McDonald quotes.

**Jason Cage** · 03-23-2004, 10:13 PM

from Screwed

Norm: "A street gang took the money!" (referring to 2 little boys)

Dave chapelle: Bullshit!

Norm: No I swear! They had tatoos and chains and-and those two sticks on a chain that you swing and you hurt people with!

Dave: You expect me to believe that you were mugged?

Norm: MUGGED!? IT WAS MORE LIKE A RAPE!

Dave:

Norm: well, not a real rape...

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From Dirty Work

Norm: hey, hey Isabelle wait up! (yelling at chick across the street, or wtv he claled her)

Chick: I guess you forgot my name...it isn't Isabelle. It's Kathy.

Norm: Oh I didnt forget, you never told me so I just guessed.

Kathy: So how did the fight at the bar turn out?

Norm: We kicked their ass! I was beating this one guy, I even threw this other guy through a plate glass window!

Kathy: really?

Norm: yeah well, sort of, except the exact opposite.

03-23-2004, 10:13 PM	#1
Jason Cage shut the FUCK UP, Donnie Posts: 9,040	Favorite Norm McDonald quotes. from Screwed Norm: "A street gang took the money!" (referring to 2 little boys) Dave chapelle: Bullshit! Norm: No I swear! They had tatoos and chains and-and those two sticks on a chain that you swing and you hurt people with! Dave: You expect me to believe that you were mugged? Norm: MUGGED!? IT WAS MORE LIKE A RAPE! Dave: Norm: well, not a real rape... --- From Dirty Work Norm: hey, hey Isabelle wait up! (yelling at chick across the street, or wtv he claled her) Chick: I guess you forgot my name...it isn't Isabelle. It's Kathy. Norm: Oh I didnt forget, you never told me so I just guessed. Kathy: So how did the fight at the bar turn out? Norm: We kicked their ass! I was beating this one guy, I even threw this other guy through a plate glass window! Kathy: really? Norm: yeah well, sort of, except the exact opposite. Have you heard of Vietnam, Larry?