Signs that you might be watching a little too much wrestling.

[FourFifty]

No, this isn't a dime a dozen list that you can cut and paste, or the list that I'm sure we all read that talks about hosting a monthly ppv with your action figures called "in your room" and other idiot things. I'm talking real life events that might be signs that you're watching too much wrestling.

My boss had a 15 foot ladder on the sales floor. He had to hang something up. I was just looking at it, and I went almost into a trance. My boss asked me what was on my mind. My answer was "I have some fond memories of people falling off ladders."

Everytime I see a folding chair I see a place to sit secondly, but first and foremost it's a weapon.

Every Monday I have a spring in my step. A lot of people don't know why. The weekend just ended, and everyone has "a case of the Mondays." Me, I'm happy as hell.

I've found myself quoting some wrestlers. "Sorry 'bout your damn luck."

At least 1/4th of my dvds are wrestling. It goes up to 1/3rd if you count the number of disks.



So, does anyone want to add anything onto this?