Cena is WAY shittier than Sid

XL · 12-07-2008, 01:54 PM

So, the ole 'Sid crapped himself' jokes seem to be spreading again and now they're tagging with the 'Orton shat in a diva's bag' rumour.

Well this is an injustice! John Cena is waaaaaaaaay shittier than either man.

According to Cena himself (in the WWE Kids Mag) his "Most Embarressing Moment" came during a match with Scott Steiner (which must have been embarressing in and of itself) when he had a bout of food poisoning. He took a DDT and promptly rolled under the ring to puke. In doing so he also crapped himself and had to carry on the match.

So, there it is, Cena pushes Sid down to the NUMBER 2 position. His reign as "Champion Crapper" has GONE DOWN THE PAN. He is no longer...oh, you get it.

(Please Note: I read this on a website NOT in the WWE Kids Mag)

12-07-2008, 01:54 PM	#1
XL Feeling Oof-y Posts: 17,151	Cena is WAY shittier than Sid So, the ole 'Sid crapped himself' jokes seem to be spreading again and now they're tagging with the 'Orton shat in a diva's bag' rumour. Well this is an injustice! John Cena is waaaaaaaaay shittier than either man. According to Cena himself (in the WWE Kids Mag) his "Most Embarressing Moment" came during a match with Scott Steiner (which must have been embarressing in and of itself) when he had a bout of food poisoning. He took a DDT and promptly rolled under the ring to puke. In doing so he also crapped himself and had to carry on the match. So, there it is, Cena pushes Sid down to the NUMBER 2 position. His reign as "Champion Crapper" has GONE DOWN THE PAN. He is no longer...oh, you get it. (Please Note: I read this on a website NOT in the WWE Kids Mag)