How the fuck can anybody be entertained by this shit by CZW?
Egotistico Fantastico
• height: 6'3"
• weight: Three Thousand, Three Hundred and Thirty Three Thousand lbs.
• hometown: Mexico City, Philly
• signatures: Taco Burrito King, I Owe Marc Mero $5.00 sault, and Taco Pizza (Surf Board Face Plant)
• finisher: Queso Killer, Taco Bender (reverse Tombstone)
• accomplishments: 1X CZW JR Heavyweight Champion, 1X New Horror Champion, Best of the Best 9 Champion