I just watched my first NWA/TNA match.

[Rock Bottom]

Since I'm trying to broaden my library, I decided I should download some various NWA/TNA matches to see if I could get a general feel for the product. I've never watched an NWA/TNA match or even an advertisement for it. The only thing I know is that Jeff Jarrett is the poor man's Triple H there.

So I'm going to post what I thought about it, and how I feel it reflects on the company, from a completely fresh standpoint. I'll update the thread as I watch more matches.

The match I watched was Syxx Pax (X-Pac) vs. AJ Styles, for the "X-Division Championship." Okay, first off, what the fuck. This is not X-Men, this is wrestling. Do not name your titles "X-Division." It sounds like some turbo-nuclear bomb squad or something. Stop it.

The second I saw X-Pac again, I wanted to hit myself. I have no idea why he is even in that company, even if they suck or whatever (I'll find out if they do). I mean, the most entertaining part of his entrance was a guy with a sign "I need a Syxx Pax just to watch him." Terrible. And why on Earth do you stick your tongue out like Michael Jordan, you even suck at doing that.

Then this AJ Styles guy enters. He looks like a total idiot. I swear he looks like one of those redneck wiggers. And he looks like he is about five years old. But this didn't make me vomit nearly as much as X-Pac walking around with some kind of big title. But then, I got sicker.

X-Pac gets a mic. What the fuck, those two words shouldn't even mix. (By that, I mean "Pac, and mic." Yeah, I don't give a shit if you don't like my subtle humor because I mean every pun possibly intended.) He begins to cut a promo. As I understand, or at least it looks like (mind you, no previous knowledge of this company) he is supposed to be the face, and he is GETTING HEAT. That's not really his fault, for one if they are going to waste the salary of energy drinks and baby oil to hire this man, he should be a heel because at least the fans will hate him.

He cuts a totally boring promo that nearly makes me fall asleep. Thank God it only lasted for like twenty seconds. Yaddayaddayadda, some fag sits at the announce table and does like the worst Bobby Heenan ripoff of heel commentating I have ever heard in my entire life. Speaking of the announce team, they are fucking spazzes and I hate to say it, but JR is the man compared to these guys on the dipshit scale. They are too busy arguing with each other over whether or not someone kicked out than to call the match.

Picture two marks screaming like crazy at each other during a match. That's those dudes.

On to the match. Lack. Fucking. Luster. What a piece of fuck. AJ Styles looked okay, except for some common errors that a rookie may have. I dunno how long he's been wrestling, but he looked all right to me except for that. Also, despite how flashy they tried to make the moves look, the two had absolutely no chemistry. Also I would like to add in that AJ styles looks like a wigger.

Anyway, they used a bunch of recycled moves, except for Styles in a few moments, who had some excellent-looking moves. About 50 spinning heel kicks later, X-Pac emerges victorious. X-Pac is a piece of trash. The guy is a wrestling veteran, for Christ's sake, and you can still eye him posing for a kick-out. Neither one of these guys know how to sell a possible pinfall AT ALL. Terrible. You could see them shifting and everything.

So far, the NWA/TNA fucking blows. More to come.