Classic Wrestling Captions

Since there is no live Raw tonight, I thought I'd do some classic captions instead.


Tantaka, "I think I got some over there."
Billy, "Aw Gross, what did you eat."
Bart, "Holy shi** this stuff is glowing."


Tugboat just found a coupon in his pocket for a free hamburgar with a purchase of a large soda.




Val was pissed when he found out that the belt he actually recieved was the International Heavyweight Title, a belt which had been defunct for quite some time.




And I want you to be a Four Horseman, call 1800-555-Flair.


Hall, "Hey knock knock."

Nash, "Who's there"

Hall, "WCW"

Nash, "WCW WHO"

Hall, "Exactly"



The angle was originally suppossed to be Jake DDTing Macho Man on the steel steps, but Jake was a little high that day.


Bad News knew he shouldn't of attempted a sunset flip.


Someone gave these guys the wrong directions. They were suppossed to be heading to a Black Sabbath concert.



Smash, "Hey AX, who is this guy."
Ax, "I don't know, don't look."




Sting, "This trophy is for a guy called Sting"
Camera guy, "That's you"
sting, "No Kidding"