Pitch me a sequel to Cloverfield

[Swiss Ultimate]

if you liked it.

Actually, fuck it, if you hated it and its nausea-inducing shaky camera, pitch me an idea that would make the sequel cool for you.

My pitch: 20 years after the Cloverfield monster has been killed (after several Operation Hammer-Down attempts). Several of the creatures that inhabited the body of the monster managed to escape and become part of the ecosystem ranging from Northern Canada to South America. Attacks from the creatures are quite common and authorities are unable to wipe out the alien population.

Open: In an underground government facility, hundreds of scientists attend a speech by the Earth's foremost expert on the giant creature as well as the smaller creatures now terrorizing the country-sides of North and South America.

Cue shaky-video footage clips, zooming in on the "meteor" found at the end of Cloverfield, followed by an Al Goresque slide-show about the possibility of another alien meteorite in an extended orbit around the planet.

Enter Slusho scientists...

That is all.