TPWW'ers Watching Wrestling: Part 1.

Okay, I'm gonna to a little skit where some posters on here are all sitting around watching a WWE show. The players for this skit are Kane Knight, Rob, CyNick, KayfabeMan, Nowhere Man, Corkscrewed, Funky Fly, Big Daddy Cool, spd10000, rabidwolverine, and myself. Okay here goes:

***everyone (except Funky and Corkscrewed who are in the kitchen making popcorn for everyone) is sitting in a big room with a big double glass door way leading into the kitchen. There is a Giant TV Screen in the middle of the room.


**Note that Raw and Smackdown superstars will be appearing on the show.

**Show Begins.


Loose Cannon: Man, I hope Orton makes an appearance tonight.


Nowhere Man: Christ, are you starting with this sh** already. Get over it, Orton is overrated and will never amount to anything.


spd100000: I think Orton should feud with Benoit for the I.C. Title.


Rob: That makes no sense you stupid Twat. Chris Benoit is the World Champion, why would he feud with Orton for the I.C. Title?


Big Daddy Cool: **puts down the Kevin Nash Magazine he has been reading for an hour* Well Chris Benoit sucks anyway. I don't think he should be champion as he bores the hell out of me.


**Rob clinches fists.


CyNick: Well actually, here is the plan for Orton. Yeah, Orton will have a long feud with Edge over the I.C. Title. Their feud will culminate at Summerslam, which will wind up being a ladder match, so I've heard. Orton will drop the title, then will be put into a program with Hunter, where Orton will turn on Hunter and Flair and start a New Evolution with Maven and some other young guy.



Nowhere Man: Oh Great, a New Evolution. Let's take a bunch of undertalented guys and put them together to form a crappy stable. Just what I want to see.


spd10000: Hey where is Tatanka these days? Maybe he should come back and join this New Evolution. He would fit the bill I think.



***Rob just shakes his head trying to stay calm*



KayfabeMan: Well Tatanka, real name Chris Chavis, works down at a local automobile shop in Florida. He occassionally does a few Indy Bookings here and there to make ends meet. You can catch him at a show in Orlando at a local YMCA later this month. Chris has always been a good guy and occassionally does autograph sessions for the fans from time to time too.




Loose Cannon: I'm all for a New Evolution, as long as Orton is leading.



rabidwolverine: Me too, I like the New Evolution guys.



Kane Knight: Did I hear someone telling you to talk?



rabidwolverine: Did I hear someone to tell you to not to talk?



Kane Knight: Where did you get your grammar lessons, President Bush?



Funky Fly and Corkscrewed: Popcorn's almost done guys, about another minute.


***First match starts: Ultimo Dragon vs Rey Mysterio.


**Ultimo's music hits..Funky comes crashing through the double glass doors, breaking the glass, with the popcorn bowl in his hands.


Funky: Sh**, why didn't you guys tell me Ultimo was on.



***Ultimo slips as he enters.


Funky: Dammit, not again......


Corkscrewed: lol, that should be a great caption


Funky: Why don't you caption me stabbing you in the throat with this fork.


Rest of Room: lol



rabbidwolverine: Crusierweights bore to hell out of me. I like the Big Show and Hardcore Holly


Kane Knight: Why do you even exist?


Rob: Why don't you go and clean Big Show's toliets you fk'n twat.


rabbidwolverine: I mean, Ultimo Dragon has no mic skills, he does not even speak English.


**Funky loses control and starts strangling rabbidwolverine.


***Nowhere Man loves it


***CyNick and Kayfabe pull Funky off rabbidwolverine and settle him down.


Big Daddy Cool: Where is John Cena and when is he coming out. I love that guy.



Funky: Can we just watch the match please. Christ


***Match ends with Mysterio hitting the 619 and pinning Ultimo.

**Commercial Break and END OF PART 1.


*Note that the Tatanka info is false. To get the real truth, please ask KayfabeMan.