What I dont understand....

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

is why big time wrestling bookers struggle so much with making a basic product? I'm talking both TNA and WWE.

It really doesn't make sense to me. Even booking a show without long term planning, with the talent these two companies have, it's not hard to book a run of the mill wrestling program.

in a two hour show, you could have 3-5, 6-10 minute matches, and the main event can be 15 minutes. The finishes don't even matter, give the people something in the ring and they will enjoy it. You can then have 10-20 minutes of segments. I don't really know how to consider commercial time, but honestly it's not THAT fucking hard. Politics and bullshit aside... I mean it's like that in any job.

It's not like I could book some ground breaking wrestling product, but I'd know how to NOT patronize my audience and I bet you if I were the head booker of the WWE the ratings wouldn't drop... prolly not raise but like really? I can think of better shit then Bret Hart getting hit by a fucking car.

I don't understand how these guys make it so hard for themselves. Fans don't want to watch 10 minutes of wrestling and 110 minutes of lame segments. Even casual fans. People think it is stupid and trashy. How is this so fucking hard to get?


I mean I realize it is pretty sweet armchair booking on my part, but honestly, I bet you I could appeal to the masses better than these fuckwits. Christ, I've been a wrestling fan for 20 years, and the McMahons have full control of how this shit turns out. Give me an hour and I could book a better product than most RAWs. I just don't understand how such supposedly smart people can suck so bad at this, especially when they've had success and they KNOW what works and what doesn't.

What reason would Vince McMahon not have to hire me (or YOU) as a "writer"? I know at least as much about a good wrestling product as these current RAW fuckwits do. At worst he would maintain status quo. Not like I'd even try cross the boss.