Pop Quiz

**tucsonspeed6** · 04-29-2004, 03:39 PM

Pop Quiz

With finals around the corner for all of us in college and highschool, I thought I'd give everyone here a pop quiz to help you all study for those impending WWE finals. In each of these questions, you will be asked to think like the WWE character would think and choose the appropriate action based on the situation given. At the end I will give the answers and the scores.

1: You are Jeff Hardy and you think that you may have overdosed on your favorite poison. What do you do?:

A) Call Matt and frantically ask him to drive you to the hospital

B) Call 911 and have them send an ambulance

C) Crawl into the shower and turn the water on ice cold to keep you awake until you sober up

D)Write some crappy poetry about the experience, set it to a crappy tune, and have your crappy band perform your "song" at the airport lounge.

2: You're Scott Steiner and you've just gotten a title shot in which you will win the title. Do you....

A) Call your mom. She's love to hear the great news.

B) Go over the match details with your opponent

C) Pinch yourself. Having the title is your dream come true.

D) Shoot up.

3: You're Lita. You're fighting for the women's championship at a big PPV and it's midway through the match. You have to set your opponent up for a big finisher. Do you...

A) Do a hurracanrama to lead to the swanton bomb.

B) Do a kick to the abdomen to set up the Twist of Fate

C) Do an irish whip to set yourself up to steal the opponent's finisher

D) Any move will do, you'll botch it anyway.

4: You're Shane, midmatch in another Kane rematch. He's down and you need a big finish. You...

A) Climb the titantron for a HUGE elbow drop

B) Dump gas on him and light him on fire

C) Give him a "piledriver to hell" right through the ring

D) Who cares? You're the giant killer, baby! The people love you!

5: You're JR, commentating on the Lesner/Goldberg match at WMXX. King just made the following statement:

"You know, it's just as I expected with these inter-promotional matches. I mean, just like the talent, just like wrestlers, the performers on the two different shows. Everybody on Raw thinks we're the better show. Everyone on Smackdown thinks they're better. And the fans, they're the same way. There are fans out there who like the Smackdown performers better than they do Raw. I just heard a "Goldberg sucks" chant...."

Do you....

A) Say nothing at all.

B) Say ".....well by that logic, wouldn't that make us all Smackdown fans?"

C) Say "What does that mean about the 'This match sucks' chants?"

D) Say "SONOFABITCHBLUECHIPPERRATTLESNAKESCALDEDDOGBBQSAUCESTONECOLDSTONECOLDSTONECOLDGOVERNMENTMULEDAMNYOUT OHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!"

6: You are the Undertaker. Your big comeback is less than a week away and you still haven't decided on your new image. You...

A) Make a phonecall to Rob Zombie and discuss with him the costume work used in "House of 1000 Corpses"

B) Review old tapes of your past matches and find a good mix between your old look and a more modern style

C) Check the internet to see what the fans want you to look like

D) Forget about it amidst jacking off to replays of Maven dropkicking you out of the Royal Rumble. On the morning of WMXX, grab a trenchcoat and a shitty cowboy hat on your way out the door.

7: You are Rick Flair on a long flight:

A) Try to work off the flab to be more effective in the ring.

B) Practice your next promo

C) Watch the in-flight movie

D) Simple Equasion: Stewardess + Space Mountain = "WOOOOOOOO!"

8: You are Rosey, and you're not doing anything important. You:

A) Talk with Hurricane to come up with a new double-team finisher

B) Work on your mic skills

C) Train to expand your moves list

D) EAT JAMAL!!!

Answers are to follow:

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1: D 2: D 3: D 4: D 5: D 6: D 7: D 8: D

If you got 6-8 correct, you are a Smark
If you got 4-6 correct, you are a mark
If you got 2-4 correct, you are a stupid noob
If you got 0-2 correct, your screen-name is either "Shadow" or "NCHIGHFLIERS"

04-29-2004, 03:39 PM	#1
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	Pop Quiz Pop Quiz With finals around the corner for all of us in college and highschool, I thought I'd give everyone here a pop quiz to help you all study for those impending WWE finals. In each of these questions, you will be asked to think like the WWE character would think and choose the appropriate action based on the situation given. At the end I will give the answers and the scores. 1: You are Jeff Hardy and you think that you may have overdosed on your favorite poison. What do you do?: A) Call Matt and frantically ask him to drive you to the hospital B) Call 911 and have them send an ambulance C) Crawl into the shower and turn the water on ice cold to keep you awake until you sober up D)Write some crappy poetry about the experience, set it to a crappy tune, and have your crappy band perform your "song" at the airport lounge. 2: You're Scott Steiner and you've just gotten a title shot in which you will win the title. Do you.... A) Call your mom. She's love to hear the great news. B) Go over the match details with your opponent C) Pinch yourself. Having the title is your dream come true. D) Shoot up. 3: You're Lita. You're fighting for the women's championship at a big PPV and it's midway through the match. You have to set your opponent up for a big finisher. Do you... A) Do a hurracanrama to lead to the swanton bomb. B) Do a kick to the abdomen to set up the Twist of Fate C) Do an irish whip to set yourself up to steal the opponent's finisher D) Any move will do, you'll botch it anyway. 4: You're Shane, midmatch in another Kane rematch. He's down and you need a big finish. You... A) Climb the titantron for a HUGE elbow drop B) Dump gas on him and light him on fire C) Give him a "piledriver to hell" right through the ring D) Who cares? You're the giant killer, baby! The people love you! 5: You're JR, commentating on the Lesner/Goldberg match at WMXX. King just made the following statement: "You know, it's just as I expected with these inter-promotional matches. I mean, just like the talent, just like wrestlers, the performers on the two different shows. Everybody on Raw thinks we're the better show. Everyone on Smackdown thinks they're better. And the fans, they're the same way. There are fans out there who like the Smackdown performers better than they do Raw. I just heard a "Goldberg sucks" chant...." Do you.... A) Say nothing at all. B) Say ".....well by that logic, wouldn't that make us all Smackdown fans?" C) Say "What does that mean about the 'This match sucks' chants?" D) Say "SONOFABITCHBLUECHIPPERRATTLESNAKESCALDEDDOGBBQSAUCESTONECOLDSTONECOLDSTONECOLDGOVERNMENTMULEDAMNYOUT OHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!" 6: You are the Undertaker. Your big comeback is less than a week away and you still haven't decided on your new image. You... A) Make a phonecall to Rob Zombie and discuss with him the costume work used in "House of 1000 Corpses" B) Review old tapes of your past matches and find a good mix between your old look and a more modern style C) Check the internet to see what the fans want you to look like D) Forget about it amidst jacking off to replays of Maven dropkicking you out of the Royal Rumble. On the morning of WMXX, grab a trenchcoat and a shitty cowboy hat on your way out the door. 7: You are Rick Flair on a long flight: A) Try to work off the flab to be more effective in the ring. B) Practice your next promo C) Watch the in-flight movie D) Simple Equasion: Stewardess + Space Mountain = "WOOOOOOOO!" 8: You are Rosey, and you're not doing anything important. You: A) Talk with Hurricane to come up with a new double-team finisher B) Work on your mic skills C) Train to expand your moves list D) EAT JAMAL!!! Answers are to follow: ******** 1: D 2: D 3: D 4: D 5: D 6: D 7: D 8: D If you got 6-8 correct, you are a Smark If you got 4-6 correct, you are a mark If you got 2-4 correct, you are a stupid noob If you got 0-2 correct, your screen-name is either "Shadow" or "NCHIGHFLIERS"