Movie Tagline Game

[thedamndest]

Here's how this will work. I'm going to make up a bunch of movie taglines. You will supply a movie synopsis and title for sum or all of my taglines. Whichever poster I deem to be the overall winner, either by having a bunch of mediocre taglines, one really good one, or maybe a combination, I don't know, will receive ONE movies/tv forum post edit of his or her choice. Want PorkSoda to say he hated Pluto Nash? Want Juan to say he eats poop? Want Kalyx to say he isn't looking forward to the new Iron Man? This is the game for you. Keep it mind they don't all have to be funny. I like romance movies too.

1) It was the wrong day. It was the wrong city. It was the wrong car.

2) He really would give you the shirt off his back.

3) The knew the rules. They knew the penalty.

4) Has jury duty ever been this hairy?

5) In the city that never sleeps, one man has been asleep for the last decade. He's about to wake up.

6) You miss one deadline and you're late. You miss two deadlines and you're dead.

7) When she said, "I do," she had no idea who was watching...

8) This city's foundation is about to rock.

9) Opening this summer.

10) A doctor. A lawyer. A surgery. A lawsuit.