Signs you're a "mark" (nothing wrong with that)

**Marc the Smark** · 05-04-2004, 12:34 AM

I got this from another site.... It's ok, some are lame.

Signs you're a mark...

Your whole wardrobe is made up of Austin 3:16 shirts.

If you were watching Nitro when Glacier was, you grabbed some hot chocolate, put on a winter jacket, and prepared for the snow to fall in the arena.

You make signs to hold up in front of your television screen while watching RAW is WAR.

When you see your mom or girlfriend, you feel the urge to yell "HO!!!!!!"
(just like "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.)

Whenever you see a fight, you scream "ECW! ECW!"

You have no idea why Pat Patterson sucks, after all, he was the first Intercontinental Champion!

You wonder whatever happened to Dr. Isaac Yankem D.D.S., Oz, The Diamond Studd, Mean Mark Callous, Avatar, Leif Cassidy, and Papa Shango.

You cried during the Shawn Michaels speech where he said that he lost his smile.

You voted for Bob Backlund during the Presidential elections.

You drink beer with The Sandman at home.

You look on a map for Dudleyville.

You think you can actually smell what The Rock is cooking... and you like it.

You wonder how many years of bad luck Steve Austin has due to the start of his theme music.

Every time DX comes out, you say "Suck what???!!!"

You're still waiting for Koko B. Ware, The Brooklyn Brawler, and Hillbilly Jim to all get their shots at the WWF Title.

You're amazed at how many people chant "GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG!" in perfect unison and how loud it gets and how it sounds the same each and every time.

You answer the phone with "Hey yo."

05-04-2004, 12:34 AM	#1
Marc the Smark Posts: 2,064	Signs you're a "mark" (nothing wrong with that) I got this from another site.... It's ok, some are lame. Signs you're a mark... Your whole wardrobe is made up of Austin 3:16 shirts. If you were watching Nitro when Glacier was, you grabbed some hot chocolate, put on a winter jacket, and prepared for the snow to fall in the arena. You make signs to hold up in front of your television screen while watching RAW is WAR. When you see your mom or girlfriend, you feel the urge to yell "HO!!!!!!" (just like "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.) Whenever you see a fight, you scream "ECW! ECW!" You have no idea why Pat Patterson sucks, after all, he was the first Intercontinental Champion! You wonder whatever happened to Dr. Isaac Yankem D.D.S., Oz, The Diamond Studd, Mean Mark Callous, Avatar, Leif Cassidy, and Papa Shango. You cried during the Shawn Michaels speech where he said that he lost his smile. You voted for Bob Backlund during the Presidential elections. You drink beer with The Sandman at home. You look on a map for Dudleyville. You think you can actually smell what The Rock is cooking... and you like it. You wonder how many years of bad luck Steve Austin has due to the start of his theme music. Every time DX comes out, you say "Suck what???!!!" You're still waiting for Koko B. Ware, The Brooklyn Brawler, and Hillbilly Jim to all get their shots at the WWF Title. You're amazed at how many people chant "GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG!" in perfect unison and how loud it gets and how it sounds the same each and every time. You answer the phone with "Hey yo."