Create your own headlines

[King Jericho]

I know that its just a ploy to get people to sign up for there website or what not but when I read the wrestling headlines and read the small captions at the bottom, they always make me laugh, cos they are so far fetched at times and also so 'mark-ish'

I'll post a few that i've just randomly taken from the news headlines:

Stacy Keibler STRIP SHOW Planned for RAW - Can't Wait? (PREVIEW)

BREAKING: Eric Bischoff *QUITS* WWE & Re-Creates WCW; (DETAILS >>)

Goldberg vs. Austin In TNA *CONTRACTS SIGNED* (WOW!)

NWA-TNA *INVASION* Next Week On RAW (GO Now >>)

There just some to name a few, so I thought it would be a laugh to create our own ones, say whatever you want...