Post Your Dumb Questions

**Providence Peep** · 06-30-2010, 09:45 AM

The last few pages of the current "Special Issue" of WWE Magazine feature "WWE's Dumbest Questions." For instance:

Question: "Is WWE real?"
Answer: "What is real? Are you real? What is reality? We work for WWE, which means if it's not real, perhaps we aren't, either."

Question: "Why is it called a 'Ladder Match'?"
Answer: "Because 'Two Guys Climbing a Steel Device in Order to Grab the Belt Match' didn't fit on a poster."

Question: "Wasn't there another guy named Matt Hardy who wrestled in the '80s?"
Answer: "Um, did you know that a person's appearance changes as he or she grows older? Unless they're Joan Rivers or Dorian Gray."

So now, think up some of your dumb questions and let's see if anyone here wants to answer them. Here are a few:

My friend said Dixie Carter is Vince McMahon's sister. Is that true?
Was Katie Vick alive at the start of her sexual experience?
Was Akeem the African Dream really from Africa?
When R-Truth got blown up, was that a stage trick?
Did DX REALLY want me to suck it?
What courses does Professor Mike Tenay teach?
My son wants to add spikes to his football shoulder pads. Should I let him?
Where did Alex Wright learn those awesome dance moves?
Is Dr. Harvey Wippleman still in practice?

06-30-2010, 09:45 AM	#1
Providence Peep Posts: 4,371	Post Your Dumb Questions The last few pages of the current "Special Issue" of WWE Magazine feature "WWE's Dumbest Questions." For instance: Question: "Is WWE real?" Answer: "What is real? Are you real? What is reality? We work for WWE, which means if it's not real, perhaps we aren't, either." Question: "Why is it called a 'Ladder Match'?" Answer: "Because 'Two Guys Climbing a Steel Device in Order to Grab the Belt Match' didn't fit on a poster." Question: "Wasn't there another guy named Matt Hardy who wrestled in the '80s?" Answer: "Um, did you know that a person's appearance changes as he or she grows older? Unless they're Joan Rivers or Dorian Gray." So now, think up some of your dumb questions and let's see if anyone here wants to answer them. Here are a few: My friend said Dixie Carter is Vince McMahon's sister. Is that true? Was Katie Vick alive at the start of her sexual experience? Was Akeem the African Dream really from Africa? When R-Truth got blown up, was that a stage trick? Did DX REALLY want me to suck it? What courses does Professor Mike Tenay teach? My son wants to add spikes to his football shoulder pads. Should I let him? Where did Alex Wright learn those awesome dance moves? Is Dr. Harvey Wippleman still in practice? Last edited by Providence Peep; 06-30-2010 at 10:14 AM.