Rank a Wrestler #13 - The Undertaker

[Jimmy Cones]

The Undertaker

Around 92' I was at my very first wrestling show. This was around the time The Undertaker would walk around with his hair completely covering his face. I was pretty little (1st grade?) and was right next to the walk way. When the Undertaker came out some random guy picked me up and held me out so that my knees were on the guard rail and my body extended toward "the dead man." I reached my arm out and was a few inches from touching him but as he moved closer I pulled my hand back. I was too scared to touch him. Now, 20 years later, I only have one word to describe what The Undertaker does. EPIC. I'm not talking epic in the way that the internet has warped it's meaning. I'm talking truly epic. His entrance alone is a thing of art. What truly makes him epic though is that, at least in my eyes, a clean win over The Undertaker is worth more then holding a title. To me, any wrestler with the ability put you over like that deserves a 10.

Jimmy Cones' True Pure Average Rank a Wrestler Rankings Spreadsheet.

Pure Average #1 Kurt Angle - 9.53 #2 Chris Jericho - 9.13 #3 HBK - 9.13 #4 Bret Hart - 9.05 #5 Owen Hart - 8.35 #6 Chris Benoit - 8.17 #7 HHH - 7.89 #8 DDP - 7.69 #9 Kane - 7.33 #10Rey Mysterio - 6.59 #11MVP* - 6.03

Jimmy Cones' Average #1 HBK - 9.49 #2 Kurt Angle - 9.49 #3 Chris Jericho - 9.26 #4 Bret Hart - 9.11 #5 Owen Hart - 8.47 #6 Chris Benoit - 8.41 #7 HHH - 8.12 #8 DDP - 7.83 #9 Kane - 7.52 #10Rey Mysterio - 6.99 #11MVP* - 6.11

Jimmy Cones' average is a highly complex formula that even he does not understand. Take it or leave it.