Smackdown results (to air Sept. 17)

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Yeah was at the show tonight. Had detailed results but my phone ate them. I'll post what I remember and someone can update it when more detailed ones come out.

Dark match: Tyler Reks beat Trent Baretta. How long has Reks been without the goofy surfer gimmick? He looked alright.

Superstars: MVP beat Luke Gallows with the Playmaker.

NXT was pretty bad. Not gonna detail that as it's already been on. Jamie's joke was pretty funny though, and Kaitlyn is goddamned hot.

Smackdown (some of this may be out of order, but I think I got everything major)

-Show opened with the Peep Show. Guest was Alberto Del Rio. Christian basically called him a flash in the pan and challenged him for Night of Champions. Del Rio said if they did have a match he'd make Christian look like a peasant, but he'd consider it. Christian tagged him and they went nose to nose, but Del Rio left, and at the top of the ramp, said no to the match.

-Jack Swagger and Kofi Kingston had a very good match. It was fairly technical by WWE standards, and they gave them plenty of time. Crowd was pretty hot for it and Kofi got the win with I believe Trouble in Paradise.

-The Hart Dynasty also had a very good match with Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre. Cody got the pin with Crossrhodes.

-There was a horrible segment with Teddy Long trying to get a nun to teach Hornswoggle how to speak. Segment ended with Hornswoggle biting the nun and clapping erasers at her.

-Laycool beat Kelly and Rosa. Post match backstage, Laycool agreed to pick a name out of a hat to see which of them would face Melina at Night of Champions. Kaval picked Michelle's name. When Michelle left, Layla realized all the papers in the hat said Michelle. She was incensed.

-CM Punk beat Christian in a solid match. Del Rio did guest commentary, and after a while got up and grabbed a mic. Christian got distracted enough for Punk to hit Go 2 Sleep for the pin. Post match, Del Rio got in the ring, sat on a chair on Christian's throat, and again told him no match. Big Show came out to make the save. Del Rio took a powder and Punk ate a Knockout Punch.

-Kane came out to end the show. Cut a basic promo saying he'd destroy Taker, etc, etc.. He accepted the No Holds Barred stip for the match. As he was finishing, Taker's music played and he came out. They brawled all around and into the ring. Kane hit a chokeslam and Tombstone and left Taker lying to end the show.

-Kane vs. Taker in a dark main event. Taker made a comeback that ended with Kane out of the ring. Kane went up the aisle and teased coming back in, but was counted out.