Great idea for Taker storyline for Mania

01-18-2011, 02:04 PM

Lets face it, Taker as a zombie is cool and all, but he is really limited by his gimmick. He can cut promos but he cant cut AMAZING promos like what he did when he was the badass and spit tobacco at people. Taker is 1000% more valuable to the WWE in his bad ass gimmick. I think WWE should have Taker go back to his Bad Ass gimmick in time for wrestlemania this year. Here is how I would do it.

Taker comes out on RAW in normal clothes with a steel chain when lets say John Cena is cutting a promo. Taker beats up Cena with the steel chain and Cena is "out cold". Taker grabs a mic and everyone looks shocked and starts talking normal.

Taker : "You see here folks, Ive been sitting backstage and I'm TIRED. I'm tired of playing some stupid lame ass corny ass zombie character just so all the little kiddies can be happy. This ain't me. Now the real me is standing right here, the real me is not a zombie who wears makeup, the real me is a badass who slaps makeup off people. Now you might be crying why I just took down Johnny boy over there well the truth is because Johnny Cena kisses too much ASS backstage. He's the perfect stooge but I am not a stooge because I am sick of it and can do whatever I want!"

Taker laughs loudly as suddenly
Vince's music hits and he walks out in a suit.

Vince : "Thats nice MARK, thats real nice that you chose to come out here and act like you do in real life. But the fact is, you are my contracted worker so you do what I say because I pay you and if I want you to be a ballerina, you'll be a ballerina cause I have the power to fire you!"

Taker laughs loudly

Taker : "Well you can do whatever you want BOSS. Just dont come crying when I come rolling out in another company and some of these sheep run to watch me over there!"

Vince spits on the ground as Cena gets up from behind Taker.

Cena looks at Taker but Taker cant see him and Vince says,

Vince : "Well, since you think you wanna be yourself, I say you and Cena face each other at Mania in a MIXED MARTIAL ARTS match. If Cena wins, you will go back to being a zombie until you retire. But if you win, you can act however you want!"

Taker laughs loudly.

Taker : "But what if I say NO?"

Vince laughs...

Vince : "Poor boy your contract runs out AFTER Wrestlemania. If you dont follow it and dont show up for your match, I'll sue your @$$ for a million dollars!"

Taker looks furious as Cena attacks him from behind and we set up a "real 100% MMA match" at Wrestlemania between Taker (Who starts calling himself Mark "The Badass" Calloway" and John Cena).

I think this would be way better than another "mysterious Undertaker faces giant boring hoss" match.
What do u think?

01-18-2011, 02:04 PM	#1
Grablot Guest Posts: n/a	Great idea for Taker storyline for Mania Lets face it, Taker as a zombie is cool and all, but he is really limited by his gimmick. He can cut promos but he cant cut AMAZING promos like what he did when he was the badass and spit tobacco at people. Taker is 1000% more valuable to the WWE in his bad ass gimmick. I think WWE should have Taker go back to his Bad Ass gimmick in time for wrestlemania this year. Here is how I would do it. Taker comes out on RAW in normal clothes with a steel chain when lets say John Cena is cutting a promo. Taker beats up Cena with the steel chain and Cena is "out cold". Taker grabs a mic and everyone looks shocked and starts talking normal. Taker : "You see here folks, Ive been sitting backstage and I'm TIRED. I'm tired of playing some stupid lame ass corny ass zombie character just so all the little kiddies can be happy. This ain't me. Now the real me is standing right here, the real me is not a zombie who wears makeup, the real me is a badass who slaps makeup off people. Now you might be crying why I just took down Johnny boy over there well the truth is because Johnny Cena kisses too much ASS backstage. He's the perfect stooge but I am not a stooge because I am sick of it and can do whatever I want!" Taker laughs loudly as suddenly Vince's music hits and he walks out in a suit. Vince : "Thats nice MARK, thats real nice that you chose to come out here and act like you do in real life. But the fact is, you are my contracted worker so you do what I say because I pay you and if I want you to be a ballerina, you'll be a ballerina cause I have the power to fire you!" Taker laughs loudly Taker : "Well you can do whatever you want BOSS. Just dont come crying when I come rolling out in another company and some of these sheep run to watch me over there!" Vince spits on the ground as Cena gets up from behind Taker. Cena looks at Taker but Taker cant see him and Vince says, Vince : "Well, since you think you wanna be yourself, I say you and Cena face each other at Mania in a MIXED MARTIAL ARTS match. If Cena wins, you will go back to being a zombie until you retire. But if you win, you can act however you want!" Taker laughs loudly. Taker : "But what if I say NO?" Vince laughs... Vince : "Poor boy your contract runs out AFTER Wrestlemania. If you dont follow it and dont show up for your match, I'll sue your @$$ for a million dollars!" Taker looks furious as Cena attacks him from behind and we set up a "real 100% MMA match" at Wrestlemania between Taker (Who starts calling himself Mark "The Badass" Calloway" and John Cena). I think this would be way better than another "mysterious Undertaker faces giant boring hoss" match. What do u think?