Translating Ricardo Rodriguez

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Totally stolen from the fan forum, figured some of you might get a kick out of them with how over Del Rio is on here. Some of them are 'pretty great' tbf.

If you need a bit of inspiration to get through them:



20th August 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
It is my great honour to introduce to you here,
A man Of great Royalty
A man with a superior Intelligence
making his debut here in Smackdown
He is, Albertoooo Del Rrrrrrrio!

Your Winner!
Albertoooo del RRrrrrrio!


27th August 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
Making his entrance to this Ring
He is a Latino with the hearth of a Lion
He is Undefeated and he is Mexico's Pride
He is, Albertooooo Del Rrrrrrrrio!

Ladies and Gentlemen
Your Winner and Still Undefeated.
Albertooo del Rrrrrrrio!


31st August 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
It is my great honour to introduce to you,
He is a True son of Mexico
He is Albertooo del Rrrrrrrio!


3rd September 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
Get on your feet!
And help me Introduce that Great Man
He is Mexico's Pride!
He is Albertooo Del Rrrrrrio!!!!


10th September 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
It is my great honour to introduce to you,
He is the man who got rid of that little puppy Chihuahua of Rey Mysterio
He is a Millionaire, Powerful! and Very Handsome
He is Albertooo Del Rrrrrrio!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen
Your Winner and Still Undefeated.
He is Albertooo del Rrrrrrrio!


17th September 2010
*Ricardo to Christian*

Hey, hey hey hey,
Excuse me,
Excuse me please,
but....
There is only one person who can introduce this Man,
and that person is not you....It is me.

Ladies and gentlemen,
It is my great honour to introduce to you,
He is The Man Responsible for every member of the WWE Universe,
He is a Man who unlike yourself...He will never.. be poor
He is Mexico's pride
He is, Albertoooo Del Rrrrrrrio!


24 September 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
Get on your feet!
And help me Introduce that Great Man
He is a Man who is just as handsome as he is dangerous (very)
He is a man whose splendorous car is worth more than your house.
He is the great!
The only!
Alberto del RRRRRrrio!


1st October 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
I hope you all know what a great honour it is to be in the presence of that great man.
Here today! on this night!
He will make his great appearance on the first episode of the new season of Smackdown!
He is the Only!
The great!
Alberto del RRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!


3rd October 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
Get on your feet!
And help me Introduce that Great Man!
He is a man that with only his business interests he will earn more Money than all of you.
He is Mexico's Pride!!!
He is Albertooo del RRRRRRRRRRrrrrriooooOOO!


8th October 2010
Ladies and gentlemen!,
Get on your feet!
And help me Introduce that Great Man!
He is the man that will disfigure and destroy that puny rat of Tijuna
He is the man that will Finally silence that whining chihuahua (Rey Mysterio)
He is the Great!
The ONLY!
Alberto del RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrRrriiioooO!!


15th October 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
Get on your feet!
And help me Introduce that Great Man!
HE is the man...No...he is the "ONLY" man who can lead and carry the Smackdown team to Victory at Bragging Rights
He is the Great!
The Only!
The essence of Excellence
Alberto del RRRRRRRRRRRRrriiio!!


22nd October 2010
Ladies and Gentlemen!,
I give you the man who will carry the Smackdown team to victory at Bragging Rights!
He is a man unlike any you've ever seen here in Canada
He is Mexico's pride and the essence of excellence,
He is Alberto del RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiioO!!

Ladies and Gentlemen!
Your WINNER!
And the True Captain of the Smackdown Team!!!!
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRRrrrrrrriiiioOOO!!!!!!


24th October 2010
Ladies and Gentlemen it is my great honour to introduce to you
He is the essence of excellence
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrriiiiOooOO!!!


29th October 2010
Ladies and Gentlemen show some respect to that man who represents Honour,
who represents Class
And who represents the Future of the WWE
He is the essence of excellence
Your Future World Heavyweight champion!
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrriiiiOooOO!!!


5th November 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
Get on your feet!
And help me Introduce that Great Man!
He is a man of great intelligence
And he never lets a great opportunity go to waste
Unlike that peasant (points to edge)
He is the essence of Excellence
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!


12th November 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
making his entrance to the ring
He is a Latino with the hearth of a lion
The pride of Mexico
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiOOoO!


15th November 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
Get on your feet!
And help me Introduce that Great Man!
He is a man of high quality
A man who is the essence of Excellence
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!


19th November 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
Get on your feet!
And help me Introduce that Great Man!
He is a man of high quality of great strength
The pride of Mexico
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!

Ladies and gentlemen,
Get on your feet!
He is the man that will destroy the little chihuahua of Rey Mysterio
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!


26th November 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
It is my great honour to introduce to you,
He is a man of great nobility with a superior intelligence
He is a god amongst men
He is the essence of Excellence
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!


29th November 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
It is my great honour to introduce to you,
He is the only and true king of the WWE
He is the essence of Excellence and the pride of Mexico!
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!

Ladies and gentlemen!
Your winner and one step closer of being King of the Ring!!!
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!

Ladies and gentlemen,
You have no idea what a great honour it is to be in front of this man twice in one night
he is a man of great quality, of great honour!
Unlike you peasants here in Philadelphia
He is the essence of Excellence and the pride of Mexico!
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!


7th December 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
It is my great honour to introduce to you,
He is the man that will carry to victory that Rookie
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!

Now if you useless people shut up
let me introduce to you,
Conor O' Brrrryaaaan!


10th December 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
It is my great honour to introduce to you,
He is the man that will destroy the little chihuahua of Rey Mysterio
He is the essence of Excellence
The pride of Mexico
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!


14th December 2010
Ladies and gentlemen
Get on your feet, admire, and respect that man
He is the man that will destroy that longhaired peasant (Derrick Bateman) with great ease
He is Albertooo del RRRRRRRRRRrrrrriooooOOO!

ladies and gentlemen!
Your winner! Of course....
Albertooo del RRRRRRRRRRrrrrriooooOOO!


17th December 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
The big moment has come,
when you people are able to be in the presence of that great man
He is a handsome man and very powerful,
Unlike you people who are fat, ugly and poor.
He is the essence of Excellence and the pride of Mexico
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!


19th December 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
The big moment has come,
When you ungrateful people will be able to be in the presence of that God who walks amongst men
He is a man who has a great passion for wrestling, with great history
He comes from nobility and possess a great intellect... Unlike you idiots
He is the essence of Excellence and the pride of Mexico
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!


21st December 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
The moment has come,
In which you hypocrites will boo this man...
then in a couple of minutes you will all line up to beg for his autograph
Just like you remember the Alamo you will remember this night
Especially that man.
He is the essence of Excellence and the pride of Mexico
He is Alberto del RRRRRRRrrrriiiiiioOOOOoO!


31st December 2010
Ladies and gentlemen,
Even though you don't deserve it... here's your Christmas present!
And the best way to enter the new year!!!!!
He is the essence of excellence and the pride of Mexico!
He is AlbertoooOoo del RrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiooooooOOoOO!!!!!


3rd January 2011
Ladies and gentlemen,
This is the best way to enter the new year!
I present to you a true Mexican...Unlike you peasants of Phoenix
He is the essence of excellence and the pride of Mexico!
He is AlbertooOOooooooOOOOOoo del RrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiooooooOOoOO!!!!!


7th January 2011
Ladies and gentlemen,
Here on this night...without a time limit
They will wrestle in a two out of three falls match
First I present to you the essence of excellence
a true Mexican..Unlike you unfortunate people
He is the essence of excellence and the pride of Mexico!
He is AlbertooOOooooooOOOOOoo del RrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiooooooOOoOO!!!!!


10th January 2011
Ladies and gentlemen,
I am proud to introduce to you.. here on this dark and Snowy night
I present to you your ray of light
He is a man of great nobility...a very noble man unlike you cold hearted people
He is the essence of excellence and the pride of Mexico!
He is AlbertooOOooooooOOOOOoo del RrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiooooooOOoOO!!!!!


14th January 2011
Ladies and gentlemen,
In a city like Birmingham Alamaba
Full of fatties, Ugly people and hypocrites
He has finally arrived!
A man of class, lordship... A man of beauty like you've never seen before.
He is the essence of excellence and the pride of Mexico!
He is Albertoooo del RrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiooooooOOoOO!!!!!

18th January 2011 (at NXT, wrestling Conor O'Brian)
Ladies And Gentlemen
It is my great honour to introduce to you
In his first wrestling match in the WWE
I am Ricardooooooo RrrrrrrrrroDriguezzzzzz

Ladies And Gentlemen,
Your Loser..
A man who couldn't even beat me...
He is Conor O' Brrrrrriiaannnnnn!!!!!


21st January 2011
Ladies and gentlemen,
It is my great honour to introduce to you,
The man who illuminates the night with his smile!
He is Albertoooo del RrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiooooooOOoOO!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen,
Your Winner,
In your face!!!!!!
He is Albertoooo del RrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiooooooOOoOO!!!!!


24th January 2011
Ladies and gentlemen,
It is my great honour to present to you,
A man who represents the Mexican people
He is the essence of excellence and Mexico's pride
He is Alberto del RrrrrrrrrrriiiOooooooo


30th January 2011 (Royal Rumble)
Ladies and Gentlemen!
It is my great honour to introduce to you
He is the man that will take the victory in this match
He is the essence of excellence!
A true legend!
He is!
AlbertooooOOOoooo del RRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrRiiiiiIIIIOOOO0Oo!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!
Your winner and on his road to Wrestlemania!
He is!
AlbertoooO del RRRRRRRIO!!!! (almost faints)

Del Rio Is your winner!!!
Alberto Del Rio!
DEL RIO!(spams this x6)
DEL RIO!
DEL RIO!!!!!!!!!
DEL RIO!
DEL RIO!!!
DEL RIO!
DEL RIO!
DEL RIO!!!
SAY IT!!!!!!,
Know the name of the man who is going to Wrestlemania!!!!
Alberto del Rio!
Get on your feet! Admire!
Respect the legend!
The great God that is Alberto del Rio!!!!!
ALBERTO DEL RIO!!!
ALBERTO DEL RIO!!!
ALBERTO DEL RIO!!!
ALBERTO DEL RIO!!!
ALBERTO DEL RIO!!!
ALBERTO DEL RIO!!!
ALBERTO DEL RIO!!!
Albertoooooo del RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiOOOOooOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000000000000!!!!!


20th February 2011 (Elimination Chamber)
Ladies and Gentlemen
Finally here in this city comes a man with more talent in his finger
than those losers, the Oakland Raiders
He is the essence of excellence and is the man that is going to Wrestemania
He's the Mexico's pride
He is Albertoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo del Rrrrrrrrrriiio!

I'm assuming they're legit because it'd take a sad person of pretty 'epic' proportions otherwise. Maybe one of our modulatorators could confirm it, at least one of you might know how to speak Mexican Spanish. And you played the music while reading through them didn't you?