Smackdown! Captions (Christmas Day 2003)

12-26-2003, 05:40 AM

America salutes as Dark_Kane is shot down in flames.

Vince is cutting a promo when he realises a magnet is attracting his wedding ring on his left hand.

Vince had just bought the X'mas version of Ortonbot 2000, and was shocked when it broke down for the 53th time that day.

Vince: Damnit! It's gonna rain!

Austin decides to drink the poison after seeing the sign "I am a Mark Henry fan".

Austin tries to get the troops' morale up by imitating the Statue of Liberty. Behold, the Drunk Statue of beer-drinking!!!

Nasa's new rocket, Austinnator II prepares to blast off.

Who says referees can't be Superman?

The evil referee uses his finishing move, The Three Shining Orbs on Farooq.

Bradshaw shields his eyes from the sun, not believing he saw Saddam's image in the sky.

Austin tries to persuade Benoit to open his mouth so he could check his teeth. But Benoit, for pride's sake, does not do so, afraid that Austin would see his missing front teeth.

Rhyno is shocked when his grandmother appears in front of him... half-naked just when he was about to poop.

Poor Rhyno suffered from constipation as soon as he saw his grandmother, and being his grandmother, she tried to stretch his assh*le so that the poop will pass out more effectively.

Finding no toilet paper in the toilet, Rhyno's grandmother had to (regrettably) use Rhyno's face as the paper.

The left trooper laughed as Rhyno's grandmother realised Rhyno had slapped Rhyno Glue on his grannie's right hand.

Grandmother: Put your right foot in, put your right foot out, put your right foot in and shake it all around...

Vince stopped in mid-laugh as he realised he needed to poop.

The governor of Carlifornia made a surprise visit to Smackdown! intending to plead for Vince McMahon to help fund Carlifornia or else he's fired.

Everyone watched in shock as Shelton Benjamin morphed to a beanpole during the publicity conference for Royal Rumble.

Cena is rapping when someone shouts ,"Hey! That's my bike padlock!"

Farooq and Rikishi stare in shock as the host declares "Smile, you're on Candid Camera!"

And now representing Canada in Mr Universe 2003, Chris Benoit!

Benoit refuses to let Eddie Irish whip him until he has scratched his arm.

The chopper was clearly going down with Team Lesnar as its payload.

Eddie was flabbergasted when the referee morphed to Saddam Hussein before his very eyes...

In this truly amazing moment, Eddie Guerrero suffers constipation and the match is called off to help Eddie poop before it restarts.
Referee:Come on! Push! Push!
Chris: *Grunt* Holy shit Eddie, why are your frigging stools so hard to get out?

The vacuum cleaner called Chris Benoit claimed its latest victim, sucking him head first into his anus.

The referee doesn't know how to tell Benoit and Guerrero that they have been bound together by *sigh* Rhyno glue.

Vince finally found Sargeant Slaughter's replacement after this years- Sargeant Jobber.

Farooq flashes a V-sign at the Candid Camera camera as they leave.

Stone Cold laughs out loud when the black guy tells him he is Mark Henry's brother.

Lady: Honey, why not we travel to Brazil? It'll only cost a few grand...
Boyfriend: Honey: Have you finished looking? It's getting tiring carrying you while you look.

Benoit and Vince are grim while preparing to ride the Baghdad Amusement Park's new Attraction, the A-train.

Girlfriend: Honey, what's that hard thing on the lower half of my back?
Boyfriend: Uh...

Eddie bawls for his mommy when he realises he is out of ammo in the thick of battle.

Announcer: Hey, what's happening? Why am I shrinking?

Dawn tries to hear a low "Nipple slip, nipple slip" chant among the troops.

The Santa Bird takes off, much to the disappointment to the troops.

Dunno about this.

Torrie realised that she had not teleported to Golden Beach after all.

Show:Give... me ... my boxers!

Cena was about to punch Show when he realised that his shorts had a tear. Damn the Big Show.

Cena: Steve, I can't see!
Austin: Sure? You not faking?
*Cena waves his hand in front of his face*
Cena: Yeah! I can't see my hand!

That's what you get for stealing Austin's beer. Be warned!

Austin: And now as host of Mr Universe 2003, I present the winner of this big show...
Show: I won?

12-26-2003, 05:40 AM	#1
c4g2 Guest Posts: n/a	Smackdown! Captions (Christmas Day 2003) America salutes as Dark_Kane is shot down in flames. Vince is cutting a promo when he realises a magnet is attracting his wedding ring on his left hand. Vince had just bought the X'mas version of Ortonbot 2000, and was shocked when it broke down for the 53th time that day. Vince: Damnit! It's gonna rain! Austin decides to drink the poison after seeing the sign "I am a Mark Henry fan". Austin tries to get the troops' morale up by imitating the Statue of Liberty. Behold, the Drunk Statue of beer-drinking!!! Nasa's new rocket, Austinnator II prepares to blast off. Who says referees can't be Superman? The evil referee uses his finishing move, The Three Shining Orbs on Farooq. Bradshaw shields his eyes from the sun, not believing he saw Saddam's image in the sky. Austin tries to persuade Benoit to open his mouth so he could check his teeth. But Benoit, for pride's sake, does not do so, afraid that Austin would see his missing front teeth. Rhyno is shocked when his grandmother appears in front of him... half-naked just when he was about to poop. Poor Rhyno suffered from constipation as soon as he saw his grandmother, and being his grandmother, she tried to stretch his asshle so that the poop will pass out more effectively. Finding no toilet paper in the toilet, Rhyno's grandmother had to (regrettably) use Rhyno's face as the paper. The left trooper laughed as Rhyno's grandmother realised Rhyno had slapped Rhyno Glue on his grannie's right hand. Grandmother: Put your right foot in, put your right foot out, put your right foot in and shake it all around... Vince stopped in mid-laugh as he realised he needed to poop. The governor of Carlifornia made a surprise visit to Smackdown! intending to plead for Vince McMahon to help fund Carlifornia or else he's fired. Everyone watched in shock as Shelton Benjamin morphed to a beanpole during the publicity conference for Royal Rumble. Cena is rapping when someone shouts ,"Hey! That's my bike padlock!" Farooq and Rikishi stare in shock as the host declares "Smile, you're on Candid Camera!" And now representing Canada in Mr Universe 2003, Chris Benoit! Benoit refuses to let Eddie Irish whip him until he has scratched his arm. The chopper was clearly going down with Team Lesnar as its payload. Eddie was flabbergasted when the referee morphed to Saddam Hussein before his very eyes... In this truly amazing moment, Eddie Guerrero suffers constipation and the match is called off to help Eddie poop before it restarts. Referee:Come on! Push! Push! Chris: Grunt* Holy shit Eddie, why are your frigging stools so hard to get out? The vacuum cleaner called Chris Benoit claimed its latest victim, sucking him head first into his anus. The referee doesn't know how to tell Benoit and Guerrero that they have been bound together by sigh Rhyno glue. Vince finally found Sargeant Slaughter's replacement after this years- Sargeant Jobber. Farooq flashes a V-sign at the Candid Camera camera as they leave. Stone Cold laughs out loud when the black guy tells him he is Mark Henry's brother. Lady: Honey, why not we travel to Brazil? It'll only cost a few grand... Boyfriend: Honey: Have you finished looking? It's getting tiring carrying you while you look. Benoit and Vince are grim while preparing to ride the Baghdad Amusement Park's new Attraction, the A-train. Girlfriend: Honey, what's that hard thing on the lower half of my back? Boyfriend: Uh... Eddie bawls for his mommy when he realises he is out of ammo in the thick of battle. Announcer: Hey, what's happening? Why am I shrinking? Dawn tries to hear a low "Nipple slip, nipple slip" chant among the troops. The Santa Bird takes off, much to the disappointment to the troops. Dunno about this. Torrie realised that she had not teleported to Golden Beach after all. Show:Give... me ... my boxers! Cena was about to punch Show when he realised that his shorts had a tear. Damn the Big Show. Cena: Steve, I can't see! Austin: Sure? You not faking? Cena waves his hand in front of his face Cena: Yeah! I can't see my hand! That's what you get for stealing Austin's beer. Be warned! Austin: And now as host of Mr Universe 2003, I present the winner of this big show... Show: I won?